Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Do You Guy's Know 50 of the MOST Important Things That You Should Know About Girls?

50 things guys should know about girls

1. Don%26#039;t tell us when you think other girls are hot.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

3. If you don%26#039;t act like soap-opera guys, don%26#039;t expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

5. There is no such thing as too much cuddeling.

6. Just because you L the C doesn%26#039;t mean we have to S the D.

7. This is how we see it . . . Don%26#039;t call = Don%26#039;t Care.

8. Which also means that if we don%26#039;t call, take the hint.

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).

12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.

13. We%26#039;re allowed to be late . . . you are not.

14. Eye contact is key.

15. Don%26#039;t take longer to get ready than we do.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.

20. Do not start with us. You will not win.

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn%26#039;t think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!

24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.

26. We love surprises!

27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

30. Clean your room before we come over.

31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

34. Hit it and quit it, because later I%26#039;ll be with you%26#039;re best friend and he lasts for hours.

35. Don%26#039;t act hard around your friends because I won%26#039;t make you hard tonight.

36. Sometimes %26quot;NO!%26quot; really means %26quot;NO!%26quot;

37. %26quot;Wife Beaters%26quot; are not an adequate form of fashion.

38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we%26#039;d be a porn star not your girlfriend.

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn%26#039;t right.

40. Don%26#039;t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.*

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

43. %26quot;Fat Chicks%26quot; have feelings too.

44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

46. Just because a girl doesn%26#039;t pick up on the first ring doesn%26#039;t mean she%26#039;s not waiting by the phone.

47. You don%26#039;t have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

48. Don%26#039;t say you love me if you don%26#039;t mean it.

49. Don%26#039;t lie to us . . . we will catch you.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

Do You Guy%26#039;s Know 50 of the MOST Important Things That You Should Know About Girls?
yeah that list looks an awful lot like the 3 most importnat things to know about men.



Reply:Hey Guys!!Listen........

But if you want :all the girls would wish to sleep with you and give you Hard every night never do any of this 50,if you do you%26#039;ll just have one and if you don%26#039;t U%26#039;ll have all the girls, Report It

Reply:Don%26#039;t #6 and #11 contradict each other? Oh no - I see. It%26#039;s because in #11 it%26#039;s YOU who%26#039;s seeking reciprocation.

Now I get it. Report It

Reply:With all these pre requisites, I can easily see why you are on line instead of out on a date on Saturday night.
Reply:This sounds good girl...Where did you find this? I read all 50.
Reply:Let me get this right....It is Saturday night and you are home typing rules for guy behavior instead of being out with a guy and having fun. Hmmmmmm sounds sorta like there is about 50 reasons you don%26#039;t have a date tonight. BTW I am answering because I already have a life and needed some amusement before I hit the sack.
Reply:You%26#039;ve got to be kidding, right? I mean, all of these %26quot;rules%26quot; are going to chance tomorrow when you change your mind...again...and again...and again...
Reply:I like that it%26#039;s pretty much true guys can learn a thing or two from that list, but still a few of them never happen and aren%26#039;t really important in an honest loving relationship
Reply:You have too much time on your hands and are WRONGx50
Reply:some are kinda funny

others dont EVER happen in a loving real relationship -_-%26quot;
Reply:I think other girls are hot.
Reply:No wonder most men in USA sleep with and/or marry European or Asian women. American women have now become insensitive money traps.

Ask any man in Europe to marry an American woman, he will laugh!

C++ Function

I love him, but he's agrevating?

Seriously, I do love him, and I don%26#039;t have any problems with him, he%26#039;s just such a pain!!

Yesterday we were in front of his house and they are laying pebbles and sand in there driveway so they have this big hill of pebbles and sand. Well we were sitting on it and it starts getting into my shoes so i take off my shoes and then he fills them with rocks. GRR lol and then he goes and has to be such an *** as to take a handful of sand and pebbles and pour it straight into my hair!! I almost strangled him! has anyone here ever had to get 1 cm pebbles out of there hair!! its as hard as hell!

But I love him, and don%26#039;t know where I would be without him!

But he is going to make up for it later, my neck hurts and I could use a good massage!

any girls or guys... go through anything like it.. or what are yalls little strange playful stories?

I love him, but he%26#039;s agrevating?
Yeah.. I know the feeling.. That is cute though.. haha my man has never once released gas in front of me but he lately has taken an interest in joking about it, which to me is annoying... So he will tease me about that even if it gross at least he doesn%26#039;t do it in front of me.. Even if he does pretend...

Just tease him right back, it will become something fun and it is good to laugh with the man you love. Playfullness is always a great asset to a relationship just don%26#039;t let it become to %26quot;brotherly%26quot;.


Men's vs Women's English...!?


1. Yes = No

2. No = No

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you%26#039;ll be sorry

6. We need to talk = I need to complain

7. Sure, go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to

8. Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you%26#039;re dead

11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

13. You%26#039;re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

14. Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

15. It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

16. You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

17. I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you%26#039;re really not going to like


1. Yes = Yes

2. No = No

3. Maybe = Maybe

4. I am hungry = I am hungry

5. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

6. I am thirsty = I need a beer

7. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

8. I love you = Let%26#039;s have sex now

9. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

10. What%26#039;s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question?

11. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you

12. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you

13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you

14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you

15. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you

16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.

17. Let%26#039;s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.

18. I don%26#039;t think those shoes go with that outfit = I%26#039;m gay

Men%26#039;s vs Women%26#039;s English...!?
Very funny, and so
Reply:thats very good x have a star
Reply:That just about sums it up. lmao 10/10.
Reply:Seen this a few times before, But yes it is quite funny.
Reply:That%26#039;s cute.
Reply:very true
Reply:Nice one! Had a good laugh, Thanks.

Soooooo funnyyyy


*Big Grin*
Reply:hmm...i don%26#039;t know what school you went to but i don%26#039;t speak like that...
Reply:That%26#039;s good ,I was bored %26amp; I am still bored= %26amp; add number 12%26amp;14

Have a great day!
Reply:Ha ha...
Reply:funny but what is the question
Reply:It sure is true...


it got a smile on ma face though....

Reply:hahaha...very funny. It made my great day even greater.
Reply:spot on,why did i get married when women are so complicated
Reply:Oh how true!! he he he 10/10 ~STAR~


Reply:haha that is so true lol. thanks for that, you made my boring day at work much better lol
Reply:Very good indeed..meaning..very good indeed.(will you have sex with me?)
Reply:Yup, an oldie but a goodie! 10/10!!
Reply:That%26#039;s so funny, but oh so true!! Lol!!
Reply:LOL! Thanks:-)
Reply:HAH!!! Nice one!!!! 9/10!!!
Reply:lol, so true too
Reply:Bloody brilliant!!!

its all true,i%26#039;ve said a few of those myself lol.

Reply:Stereotype humour ceased to be funny a long time ago, at least among non-americans and non-drunkards.

Admittedly it does highlight quite clearly that I need to remove myself from both genders entirely to a position where I won%26#039;t automatically be stereotyped incorrectly. To be a victim of the female assumption that men all think about sex constantly is not a fun thing.

Anyhow, I enjoyed ruining your joke. ^_^


Difference Between Men & Woman (Hilarious)?

What a woman says, what she really means...

I need = I want

We need = I want

It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to

I%26#039;m not upset = Of course I%26#039;m upset, you moron!

You%26#039;re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I%26#039;m not emotional! And I%26#039;m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...

I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I%26#039;m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you%26#039;re really going to hate

I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I%26#039;m beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me? = Too late, you%26#039;re dead

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I%26#039;m sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry

I was wrong = Not as wrong as you

Do you like this recipe? = It%26#039;s easy to fix, so you%26#039;d better get used to it

Was that the baby? = Why don%26#039;t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I%26#039;m not yelling! = Of course I%26#039;m yelling, this is important!

What a man says, what he really means...

I%26#039;m hungry = I%26#039;m hungry

I%26#039;m tired = I%26#039;m tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you

Would you like to dance? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you

What%26#039;s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?

You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before

Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn%26#039;t even look different!

I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin%26#039; dress and let%26#039;s go!

Difference Between Men %26amp; Woman (Hilarious)?
You named that joke right is was hilarious. Loved it LMAO thumbs up man
Reply:LOL, yeah I%26#039;ve got this e-mail, and I can tell you as a woman that, for me, 70% of this is right.
Reply:haha, its all true!!
Reply:so true

ha ha
Reply:All these jokes segregating men and women are getting too reetitive and annoying, say something else!!!
Reply:but they are oh-so true.
Reply:It took too long to read.


If your girlfriend stubbornly insists on high heels, to the point of foot damage?

My girlfriend May has been wearing high heels everyday since before I knew her (she%26#039;s 21 now). She usually wears 4%26quot; high sandals which she looks gorgeous in, but they%26#039;re already starting to damage her feet.

Her Achilles tendons are tightening and shortening. When she%26#039;s barefoot at home, she walks on tiptoe. She says it hurts for her to walk normally, on flat feet. Even when she%26#039;s sitting, her bare feet are bent as if she were wearing heels. Again, she says it hurts for her feet to be flat on the floor.

Her arches and calves cramp every night, and I massage them and help her soak them in hot water.

But STILL, she insists on the high-heeled sandals. She says she CAN%26#039;T and WON%26#039;T wear flat shoes.

When I warn her of future consequences, she just hugs me and tells me that I should keep massaging her feet and she%26#039;ll hold my hand for support when she can%26#039;t walk normally anymore...

Yeah, she%26#039;s very cute, but I DON%26#039;T want her to damage her feet! What should I do??

If your girlfriend stubbornly insists on high heels, to the point of foot damage?
Go to where her stash of heels are and take a table saw to them!
Reply:Why would he do that to his own girlfriend? I mean, who would? Report It

Reply:Tell her that she%26#039;s beautiful even without the heels and you care for her that you can%26#039;t see her like that. It%26#039;s not normal that she can%26#039;t walk in flats. Hell, I%26#039;m a ballet dancer and we have to be on our toes and I can walk fine in flats. It%26#039;s not healthy, so get her a professional help now before it%26#039;s too late. She%26#039;s only 21. She has a whole lot to look for in the future. You don%26#039;t her want to be in a wheelchair by 30, do you?
Reply:I hear ya. But she is hard headed. Eventually she%26#039;ll start having problems.....and all you can do is support her, and tell her I told you so.
Reply:One day, after she%26#039;s crippled her feet--and she mother did--she will be in continuous pain, have to deal with painful surgeries, get unsightly bunions and hammer toes and curled-under nails and be REALLY UNHAPPY that she did NOT USE HER BRAIN. Hmm, stilettos or wheelchair, stilettos or wheelchair...DUH!
Reply:take her to a podiatrist if you care about this girl maybe a doctor could knock some sense into her


Would you let a handsome guy?

I have a question I work in a bank in the back office I recently have notice that a handsome male co-worker of myens with blue eyes and black wavy hair in the back of my desk is always starring at my feet I usually kick of my shoes at my desk and I%26#039;m barefoot or I shoe play with my feet but I have notice him many times he finally has talk to me and we have gone out

He admitted to me that he has a foot fetish I%26#039;m from Sri Lanka so for me it%26#039;s a surprise for some one to tell me this. He has ask me that he wants to give me a foot massage and he wants to rub his face against my bare soles. It seems nice to be offer this but I%26#039;m self concious and feet are rough and dry so I want do but not sure what advice do ya have and he offer me as well to use his 2008 vette what should I think of all this.

Would you let a handsome guy?
Sounds like he%26#039;s trying to seduce you. I had a guy massage my whole body and when he was done, said there was more he could massage. I was too naive to know what he was talking about.
Reply:ummm... it think u should just let him do what he wants...just as long as it is appropriate...if he wants to rub his face in ur dry feet(no offense) u should let him, i mean he may b good looking, and if he likes u a lot he would still like u no matter whats wrong with ur feet... if he stops likening u just cuz ur feet r a little dry, that his problem...u can easily find another guy ^_^
Reply:I hate feet.
Reply:Hell yeah dude Id let him shrimp me till the cows come home.

Corvettes use a lot of gas, though, I don%26#039;t know about that one...


I have a funny observation about the Sun sign Pisces, which rules The Feet, so, what do you all make of this?

My father, my ex and my son are all Pisces (dad %26amp; son have the same birth date).

A). My father would come home from work every evening and soak his feet in hot water;

B). My son loves to have his girlfriend massage his feet...(lucky for him that she doesn%26#039;t seem to mind).

C). My ex has elevendy million pairs of shoes and is always complaining that NONE of them are comfortable. (so why did she buy them?). She also has this annoying habit of ALWAYS having her big toes pointing up in the air...(which is probably why the shoes didn%26#039;t fit), LOL!

Has anyone else noticed anything unusual *concerning the feet* about the Pisces people in your everyday lives?

I have a funny observation about the Sun sign Pisces, which rules The Feet, so, what do you all make of this?
well I%26#039;m a Pisces and I must clean my feet every day or every other day.
Reply:Alot of pisces i know including my self have weak ankles, and quite a bit like me have fallen arches on the feet. But intresting looking toes.
Reply:No wonder my feet are aching! I didn%26#039;t realize Pisces rules the feet. The feet is the foundation!

Pisces that I know seem very negative and suspicious! They are only happy when they get their way then they are bubbly and happy and they make comments like: Oh bouy do I have him/her snowed.. he%26#039;ll believe anything I say! But if you cross a Pisces she/he will say anything to get your goat even comments like Not trusting anyone to ex belonging in hospital. Pisces can even put on act accusing some one of being abusive when they weren%26#039;t! (I bet most actors on TV or in Movies are Pisces! They sure can get act!) Isn%26#039;t Oprah a Pisces ? And she%26#039;s in the Guiness book of the Woman with the most shoes in her closet! Her closet was shown in one of those Gossip magazines either Examiner, Globe or Sun! Feet means foundation.. any good astrologer and even dream interpreter would say this! Maybe Pisces is adapted from Atlantis.. cause Pisces is a fish maybe they are suppose to have webbed feet! I%26#039;m Aquarius and my ankles and toes have goutlike sharp pains!
Reply:cute, tiny feet

I am a Pisces, my friend.

I do have some other friends who too are Pisces.

Well, I have observed me %26amp; my other Pisces friends that we have 1 thing in common. We all are pretty jolly, pretty much have some crazy ideas,

Regarding to feet,

Well, I do have some big feet...

That%26#039;s just about it,

If you want to know more about us

why don%26#039;t you search about us on the net.
Reply:bad ankles, a fungus, and aches and pains but getting help for it. pisces, we live in the water so maybe feet are not what were to have.
Reply:they have weirdly shaped feet.

edit: yea they have flat feet ussualy
Reply:NO not really

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