50 things guys should know about girls
1. Don%26#039;t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don%26#039;t act like soap-opera guys, don%26#039;t expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much cuddeling.
6. Just because you L the C doesn%26#039;t mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don%26#039;t call = Don%26#039;t Care.
8. Which also means that if we don%26#039;t call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We%26#039;re allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don%26#039;t take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn%26#039;t think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I%26#039;ll be with you%26#039;re best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don%26#039;t act hard around your friends because I won%26#039;t make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes %26quot;NO!%26quot; really means %26quot;NO!%26quot;
37. %26quot;Wife Beaters%26quot; are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we%26#039;d be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn%26#039;t right.
40. Don%26#039;t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.*
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. %26quot;Fat Chicks%26quot; have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn%26#039;t pick up on the first ring doesn%26#039;t mean she%26#039;s not waiting by the phone.
47. You don%26#039;t have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don%26#039;t say you love me if you don%26#039;t mean it.
49. Don%26#039;t lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
Do You Guy%26#039;s Know 50 of the MOST Important Things That You Should Know About Girls?
yeah that list looks an awful lot like the 3 most importnat things to know about men.
1)Food
2)Football
3)Sex
Reply:Hey Guys!!Listen........
But if you want :all the girls would wish to sleep with you and give you Hard every night never do any of this 50,if you do you%26#039;ll just have one and if you don%26#039;t U%26#039;ll have all the girls, Report It
Reply:Don%26#039;t #6 and #11 contradict each other? Oh no - I see. It%26#039;s because in #11 it%26#039;s YOU who%26#039;s seeking reciprocation.
Now I get it. Report It
Reply:With all these pre requisites, I can easily see why you are on line instead of out on a date on Saturday night.
Reply:This sounds good girl...Where did you find this? I read all 50.
Reply:I CAN BET YOU DON%26#039;T HAVE A MAN FOR YOUR SELF. YOU NEED HELP FAST.
Reply:Let me get this right....It is Saturday night and you are home typing rules for guy behavior instead of being out with a guy and having fun. Hmmmmmm sounds sorta like there is about 50 reasons you don%26#039;t have a date tonight. BTW I am answering because I already have a life and needed some amusement before I hit the sack.
Reply:You%26#039;ve got to be kidding, right? I mean, all of these %26quot;rules%26quot; are going to chance tomorrow when you change your mind...again...and again...and again...
Reply:I like that it%26#039;s pretty much true guys can learn a thing or two from that list, but still a few of them never happen and aren%26#039;t really important in an honest loving relationship
Reply:You have too much time on your hands and are WRONGx50
Reply:some are kinda funny
others dont EVER happen in a loving real relationship -_-%26quot;
Reply:I think other girls are hot.
Reply:No wonder most men in USA sleep with and/or marry European or Asian women. American women have now become insensitive money traps.
Ask any man in Europe to marry an American woman, he will laugh!
C++ Function
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I love him, but he's agrevating?
Seriously, I do love him, and I don%26#039;t have any problems with him, he%26#039;s just such a pain!!
Yesterday we were in front of his house and they are laying pebbles and sand in there driveway so they have this big hill of pebbles and sand. Well we were sitting on it and it starts getting into my shoes so i take off my shoes and then he fills them with rocks. GRR lol and then he goes and has to be such an *** as to take a handful of sand and pebbles and pour it straight into my hair!! I almost strangled him! has anyone here ever had to get 1 cm pebbles out of there hair!! its as hard as hell!
But I love him, and don%26#039;t know where I would be without him!
But he is going to make up for it later, my neck hurts and I could use a good massage!
any girls or guys... go through anything like it.. or what are yalls little strange playful stories?
I love him, but he%26#039;s agrevating?
Yeah.. I know the feeling.. That is cute though.. haha my man has never once released gas in front of me but he lately has taken an interest in joking about it, which to me is annoying... So he will tease me about that even if it gross at least he doesn%26#039;t do it in front of me.. Even if he does pretend...
Just tease him right back, it will become something fun and it is good to laugh with the man you love. Playfullness is always a great asset to a relationship just don%26#039;t let it become to %26quot;brotherly%26quot;.
Nike
Yesterday we were in front of his house and they are laying pebbles and sand in there driveway so they have this big hill of pebbles and sand. Well we were sitting on it and it starts getting into my shoes so i take off my shoes and then he fills them with rocks. GRR lol and then he goes and has to be such an *** as to take a handful of sand and pebbles and pour it straight into my hair!! I almost strangled him! has anyone here ever had to get 1 cm pebbles out of there hair!! its as hard as hell!
But I love him, and don%26#039;t know where I would be without him!
But he is going to make up for it later, my neck hurts and I could use a good massage!
any girls or guys... go through anything like it.. or what are yalls little strange playful stories?
I love him, but he%26#039;s agrevating?
Yeah.. I know the feeling.. That is cute though.. haha my man has never once released gas in front of me but he lately has taken an interest in joking about it, which to me is annoying... So he will tease me about that even if it gross at least he doesn%26#039;t do it in front of me.. Even if he does pretend...
Just tease him right back, it will become something fun and it is good to laugh with the man you love. Playfullness is always a great asset to a relationship just don%26#039;t let it become to %26quot;brotherly%26quot;.
Nike
Men's vs Women's English...!?
WOMEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you%26#039;ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to
8. Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you%26#039;re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You%26#039;re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
15. It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you%26#039;re really not going to like
MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Maybe
4. I am hungry = I am hungry
5. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
6. I am thirsty = I need a beer
7. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
8. I love you = Let%26#039;s have sex now
9. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
10. What%26#039;s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question?
11. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you
12. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you
15. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
17. Let%26#039;s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.
18. I don%26#039;t think those shoes go with that outfit = I%26#039;m gay
Men%26#039;s vs Women%26#039;s English...!?
Very funny, and so true...lol
Reply:thats very good x have a star
Reply:That just about sums it up. lmao 10/10.
Reply:PARDON!
Reply:Seen this a few times before, But yes it is quite funny.
Reply:That%26#039;s cute.
Reply:very true
Reply:Nice one! Had a good laugh, Thanks.
Reply:hahahahahaaaaa
Soooooo funnyyyy
LOL
*Big Grin*
Reply:hmm...i don%26#039;t know what school you went to but i don%26#039;t speak like that...
Reply:That%26#039;s good ,I was bored %26amp; I am still bored= %26amp; add number 12%26amp;14
Reply:LOL.
Have a great day!
Reply:Ha ha...
Reply:funny but what is the question
Reply:It sure is true...
hehehe
it got a smile on ma face though....
Thanx!!
Reply:hahaha...very funny. It made my great day even greater.
Reply:spot on,why did i get married when women are so complicated
Reply:Oh how true!! he he he 10/10 ~STAR~
:-)
xx
Reply:haha that is so true lol. thanks for that, you made my boring day at work much better lol
Reply:Very good indeed..meaning..very good indeed.(will you have sex with me?)
Reply:hehee
Reply:Yup, an oldie but a goodie! 10/10!!
Reply:That%26#039;s so funny, but oh so true!! Lol!!
Reply:10/10
Reply:LOL! Thanks:-)
Reply:HAH!!! Nice one!!!! 9/10!!!
Reply:lol, so true too
Reply:Bloody brilliant!!!
its all true,i%26#039;ve said a few of those myself lol.
xxx
Reply:lol
Reply:Stereotype humour ceased to be funny a long time ago, at least among non-americans and non-drunkards.
Admittedly it does highlight quite clearly that I need to remove myself from both genders entirely to a position where I won%26#039;t automatically be stereotyped incorrectly. To be a victim of the female assumption that men all think about sex constantly is not a fun thing.
Anyhow, I enjoyed ruining your joke. ^_^
C++
1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you%26#039;ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to
8. Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you%26#039;re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You%26#039;re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
15. It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you%26#039;re really not going to like
MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Maybe
4. I am hungry = I am hungry
5. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
6. I am thirsty = I need a beer
7. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
8. I love you = Let%26#039;s have sex now
9. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
10. What%26#039;s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question?
11. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you
12. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you
15. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
17. Let%26#039;s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.
18. I don%26#039;t think those shoes go with that outfit = I%26#039;m gay
Men%26#039;s vs Women%26#039;s English...!?
Very funny, and so true...lol
Reply:thats very good x have a star
Reply:That just about sums it up. lmao 10/10.
Reply:PARDON!
Reply:Seen this a few times before, But yes it is quite funny.
Reply:That%26#039;s cute.
Reply:very true
Reply:Nice one! Had a good laugh, Thanks.
Reply:hahahahahaaaaa
Soooooo funnyyyy
LOL
*Big Grin*
Reply:hmm...i don%26#039;t know what school you went to but i don%26#039;t speak like that...
Reply:That%26#039;s good ,I was bored %26amp; I am still bored= %26amp; add number 12%26amp;14
Reply:LOL.
Have a great day!
Reply:Ha ha...
Reply:funny but what is the question
Reply:It sure is true...
hehehe
it got a smile on ma face though....
Thanx!!
Reply:hahaha...very funny. It made my great day even greater.
Reply:spot on,why did i get married when women are so complicated
Reply:Oh how true!! he he he 10/10 ~STAR~
:-)
xx
Reply:haha that is so true lol. thanks for that, you made my boring day at work much better lol
Reply:Very good indeed..meaning..very good indeed.(will you have sex with me?)
Reply:hehee
Reply:Yup, an oldie but a goodie! 10/10!!
Reply:That%26#039;s so funny, but oh so true!! Lol!!
Reply:10/10
Reply:LOL! Thanks:-)
Reply:HAH!!! Nice one!!!! 9/10!!!
Reply:lol, so true too
Reply:Bloody brilliant!!!
its all true,i%26#039;ve said a few of those myself lol.
xxx
Reply:lol
Reply:Stereotype humour ceased to be funny a long time ago, at least among non-americans and non-drunkards.
Admittedly it does highlight quite clearly that I need to remove myself from both genders entirely to a position where I won%26#039;t automatically be stereotyped incorrectly. To be a victim of the female assumption that men all think about sex constantly is not a fun thing.
Anyhow, I enjoyed ruining your joke. ^_^
C++
Difference Between Men & Woman (Hilarious)?
What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to
I%26#039;m not upset = Of course I%26#039;m upset, you moron!
You%26#039;re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I%26#039;m not emotional! And I%26#039;m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I%26#039;m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you%26#039;re really going to hate
I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I%26#039;m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you%26#039;re dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I%26#039;m sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It%26#039;s easy to fix, so you%26#039;d better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don%26#039;t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I%26#039;m not yelling! = Of course I%26#039;m yelling, this is important!
What a man says, what he really means...
I%26#039;m hungry = I%26#039;m hungry
I%26#039;m tired = I%26#039;m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What%26#039;s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn%26#039;t even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin%26#039; dress and let%26#039;s go!
Difference Between Men %26amp; Woman (Hilarious)?
You named that joke right is was hilarious. Loved it LMAO thumbs up man
Reply:LOL, yeah I%26#039;ve got this e-mail, and I can tell you as a woman that, for me, 70% of this is right.
Reply:haha, its all true!!
Reply:so true
ha ha
Reply:All these jokes segregating men and women are getting too reetitive and annoying, say something else!!!
Reply:but they are oh-so true.
Reply:It took too long to read.
finance
I need = I want
We need = I want
It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to
I%26#039;m not upset = Of course I%26#039;m upset, you moron!
You%26#039;re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I%26#039;m not emotional! And I%26#039;m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I%26#039;m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you%26#039;re really going to hate
I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I%26#039;m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you%26#039;re dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I%26#039;m sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It%26#039;s easy to fix, so you%26#039;d better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don%26#039;t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I%26#039;m not yelling! = Of course I%26#039;m yelling, this is important!
What a man says, what he really means...
I%26#039;m hungry = I%26#039;m hungry
I%26#039;m tired = I%26#039;m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What%26#039;s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn%26#039;t even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin%26#039; dress and let%26#039;s go!
Difference Between Men %26amp; Woman (Hilarious)?
You named that joke right is was hilarious. Loved it LMAO thumbs up man
Reply:LOL, yeah I%26#039;ve got this e-mail, and I can tell you as a woman that, for me, 70% of this is right.
Reply:haha, its all true!!
Reply:so true
ha ha
Reply:All these jokes segregating men and women are getting too reetitive and annoying, say something else!!!
Reply:but they are oh-so true.
Reply:It took too long to read.
finance
If your girlfriend stubbornly insists on high heels, to the point of foot damage?
My girlfriend May has been wearing high heels everyday since before I knew her (she%26#039;s 21 now). She usually wears 4%26quot; high sandals which she looks gorgeous in, but they%26#039;re already starting to damage her feet.
Her Achilles tendons are tightening and shortening. When she%26#039;s barefoot at home, she walks on tiptoe. She says it hurts for her to walk normally, on flat feet. Even when she%26#039;s sitting, her bare feet are bent as if she were wearing heels. Again, she says it hurts for her feet to be flat on the floor.
Her arches and calves cramp every night, and I massage them and help her soak them in hot water.
But STILL, she insists on the high-heeled sandals. She says she CAN%26#039;T and WON%26#039;T wear flat shoes.
When I warn her of future consequences, she just hugs me and tells me that I should keep massaging her feet and she%26#039;ll hold my hand for support when she can%26#039;t walk normally anymore...
Yeah, she%26#039;s very cute, but I DON%26#039;T want her to damage her feet! What should I do??
If your girlfriend stubbornly insists on high heels, to the point of foot damage?
Go to where her stash of heels are and take a table saw to them!
Reply:Why would he do that to his own girlfriend? I mean, who would? Report It
Reply:Tell her that she%26#039;s beautiful even without the heels and you care for her that you can%26#039;t see her like that. It%26#039;s not normal that she can%26#039;t walk in flats. Hell, I%26#039;m a ballet dancer and we have to be on our toes and I can walk fine in flats. It%26#039;s not healthy, so get her a professional help now before it%26#039;s too late. She%26#039;s only 21. She has a whole lot to look for in the future. You don%26#039;t her want to be in a wheelchair by 30, do you?
Reply:I hear ya. But she is hard headed. Eventually she%26#039;ll start having problems.....and all you can do is support her, and tell her I told you so.
Reply:One day, after she%26#039;s crippled her feet--and she WILL...my mother did--she will be in continuous pain, have to deal with painful surgeries, get unsightly bunions and hammer toes and curled-under nails and be REALLY UNHAPPY that she did NOT USE HER BRAIN. Hmm, stilettos or wheelchair, stilettos or wheelchair...DUH!
Reply:take her to a podiatrist if you care about this girl maybe a doctor could knock some sense into her
FISH
Her Achilles tendons are tightening and shortening. When she%26#039;s barefoot at home, she walks on tiptoe. She says it hurts for her to walk normally, on flat feet. Even when she%26#039;s sitting, her bare feet are bent as if she were wearing heels. Again, she says it hurts for her feet to be flat on the floor.
Her arches and calves cramp every night, and I massage them and help her soak them in hot water.
But STILL, she insists on the high-heeled sandals. She says she CAN%26#039;T and WON%26#039;T wear flat shoes.
When I warn her of future consequences, she just hugs me and tells me that I should keep massaging her feet and she%26#039;ll hold my hand for support when she can%26#039;t walk normally anymore...
Yeah, she%26#039;s very cute, but I DON%26#039;T want her to damage her feet! What should I do??
If your girlfriend stubbornly insists on high heels, to the point of foot damage?
Go to where her stash of heels are and take a table saw to them!
Reply:Why would he do that to his own girlfriend? I mean, who would? Report It
Reply:Tell her that she%26#039;s beautiful even without the heels and you care for her that you can%26#039;t see her like that. It%26#039;s not normal that she can%26#039;t walk in flats. Hell, I%26#039;m a ballet dancer and we have to be on our toes and I can walk fine in flats. It%26#039;s not healthy, so get her a professional help now before it%26#039;s too late. She%26#039;s only 21. She has a whole lot to look for in the future. You don%26#039;t her want to be in a wheelchair by 30, do you?
Reply:I hear ya. But she is hard headed. Eventually she%26#039;ll start having problems.....and all you can do is support her, and tell her I told you so.
Reply:One day, after she%26#039;s crippled her feet--and she WILL...my mother did--she will be in continuous pain, have to deal with painful surgeries, get unsightly bunions and hammer toes and curled-under nails and be REALLY UNHAPPY that she did NOT USE HER BRAIN. Hmm, stilettos or wheelchair, stilettos or wheelchair...DUH!
Reply:take her to a podiatrist if you care about this girl maybe a doctor could knock some sense into her
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Would you let a handsome guy?
I have a question I work in a bank in the back office I recently have notice that a handsome male co-worker of myens with blue eyes and black wavy hair in the back of my desk is always starring at my feet I usually kick of my shoes at my desk and I%26#039;m barefoot or I shoe play with my feet but I have notice him many times he finally has talk to me and we have gone out
He admitted to me that he has a foot fetish I%26#039;m from Sri Lanka so for me it%26#039;s a surprise for some one to tell me this. He has ask me that he wants to give me a foot massage and he wants to rub his face against my bare soles. It seems nice to be offer this but I%26#039;m self concious and feet are rough and dry so I want do but not sure what advice do ya have and he offer me as well to use his 2008 vette what should I think of all this.
Would you let a handsome guy?
Sounds like he%26#039;s trying to seduce you. I had a guy massage my whole body and when he was done, said there was more he could massage. I was too naive to know what he was talking about.
Reply:ummm... it think u should just let him do what he wants...just as long as it is appropriate...if he wants to rub his face in ur dry feet(no offense) u should let him, i mean he may b good looking, and if he likes u a lot he would still like u no matter whats wrong with ur feet... if he stops likening u just cuz ur feet r a little dry, that his problem...u can easily find another guy ^_^
Reply:I hate feet.
Reply:Hell yeah dude Id let him shrimp me till the cows come home.
Corvettes use a lot of gas, though, I don%26#039;t know about that one...
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He admitted to me that he has a foot fetish I%26#039;m from Sri Lanka so for me it%26#039;s a surprise for some one to tell me this. He has ask me that he wants to give me a foot massage and he wants to rub his face against my bare soles. It seems nice to be offer this but I%26#039;m self concious and feet are rough and dry so I want do but not sure what advice do ya have and he offer me as well to use his 2008 vette what should I think of all this.
Would you let a handsome guy?
Sounds like he%26#039;s trying to seduce you. I had a guy massage my whole body and when he was done, said there was more he could massage. I was too naive to know what he was talking about.
Reply:ummm... it think u should just let him do what he wants...just as long as it is appropriate...if he wants to rub his face in ur dry feet(no offense) u should let him, i mean he may b good looking, and if he likes u a lot he would still like u no matter whats wrong with ur feet... if he stops likening u just cuz ur feet r a little dry, that his problem...u can easily find another guy ^_^
Reply:I hate feet.
Reply:Hell yeah dude Id let him shrimp me till the cows come home.
Corvettes use a lot of gas, though, I don%26#039;t know about that one...
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I have a funny observation about the Sun sign Pisces, which rules The Feet, so, what do you all make of this?
My father, my ex and my son are all Pisces (dad %26amp; son have the same birth date).
A). My father would come home from work every evening and soak his feet in hot water;
B). My son loves to have his girlfriend massage his feet...(lucky for him that she doesn%26#039;t seem to mind).
C). My ex has elevendy million pairs of shoes and is always complaining that NONE of them are comfortable. (so why did she buy them?). She also has this annoying habit of ALWAYS having her big toes pointing up in the air...(which is probably why the shoes didn%26#039;t fit), LOL!
Has anyone else noticed anything unusual *concerning the feet* about the Pisces people in your everyday lives?
I have a funny observation about the Sun sign Pisces, which rules The Feet, so, what do you all make of this?
well I%26#039;m a Pisces and I must clean my feet every day or every other day.
Reply:Alot of pisces i know including my self have weak ankles, and quite a bit like me have fallen arches on the feet. But intresting looking toes.
Reply:No wonder my feet are aching! I didn%26#039;t realize Pisces rules the feet. The feet is the foundation!
Pisces that I know seem very negative and suspicious! They are only happy when they get their way then they are bubbly and happy and they make comments like: Oh bouy do I have him/her snowed.. he%26#039;ll believe anything I say! But if you cross a Pisces she/he will say anything to get your goat even comments like Not trusting anyone to ex belonging in hospital. Pisces can even put on act accusing some one of being abusive when they weren%26#039;t! (I bet most actors on TV or in Movies are Pisces! They sure can get act!) Isn%26#039;t Oprah a Pisces ? And she%26#039;s in the Guiness book of the Woman with the most shoes in her closet! Her closet was shown in one of those Gossip magazines either Examiner, Globe or Sun! Feet means foundation.. any good astrologer and even dream interpreter would say this! Maybe Pisces is adapted from Atlantis.. cause Pisces is a fish maybe they are suppose to have webbed feet! I%26#039;m Aquarius and my ankles and toes have goutlike sharp pains!
Reply:cute, tiny feet
Reply:Lol
I am a Pisces, my friend.
I do have some other friends who too are Pisces.
Well, I have observed me %26amp; my other Pisces friends that we have 1 thing in common. We all are pretty jolly, pretty much have some crazy ideas,
Regarding to feet,
Well, I do have some big feet...
That%26#039;s just about it,
If you want to know more about us
why don%26#039;t you search about us on the net.
Reply:bad ankles, a fungus, and aches and pains but getting help for it. pisces, we live in the water so maybe feet are not what were to have.
Reply:they have weirdly shaped feet.
edit: yea they have flat feet ussualy
Reply:NO not really
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A). My father would come home from work every evening and soak his feet in hot water;
B). My son loves to have his girlfriend massage his feet...(lucky for him that she doesn%26#039;t seem to mind).
C). My ex has elevendy million pairs of shoes and is always complaining that NONE of them are comfortable. (so why did she buy them?). She also has this annoying habit of ALWAYS having her big toes pointing up in the air...(which is probably why the shoes didn%26#039;t fit), LOL!
Has anyone else noticed anything unusual *concerning the feet* about the Pisces people in your everyday lives?
I have a funny observation about the Sun sign Pisces, which rules The Feet, so, what do you all make of this?
well I%26#039;m a Pisces and I must clean my feet every day or every other day.
Reply:Alot of pisces i know including my self have weak ankles, and quite a bit like me have fallen arches on the feet. But intresting looking toes.
Reply:No wonder my feet are aching! I didn%26#039;t realize Pisces rules the feet. The feet is the foundation!
Pisces that I know seem very negative and suspicious! They are only happy when they get their way then they are bubbly and happy and they make comments like: Oh bouy do I have him/her snowed.. he%26#039;ll believe anything I say! But if you cross a Pisces she/he will say anything to get your goat even comments like Not trusting anyone to ex belonging in hospital. Pisces can even put on act accusing some one of being abusive when they weren%26#039;t! (I bet most actors on TV or in Movies are Pisces! They sure can get act!) Isn%26#039;t Oprah a Pisces ? And she%26#039;s in the Guiness book of the Woman with the most shoes in her closet! Her closet was shown in one of those Gossip magazines either Examiner, Globe or Sun! Feet means foundation.. any good astrologer and even dream interpreter would say this! Maybe Pisces is adapted from Atlantis.. cause Pisces is a fish maybe they are suppose to have webbed feet! I%26#039;m Aquarius and my ankles and toes have goutlike sharp pains!
Reply:cute, tiny feet
Reply:Lol
I am a Pisces, my friend.
I do have some other friends who too are Pisces.
Well, I have observed me %26amp; my other Pisces friends that we have 1 thing in common. We all are pretty jolly, pretty much have some crazy ideas,
Regarding to feet,
Well, I do have some big feet...
That%26#039;s just about it,
If you want to know more about us
why don%26#039;t you search about us on the net.
Reply:bad ankles, a fungus, and aches and pains but getting help for it. pisces, we live in the water so maybe feet are not what were to have.
Reply:they have weirdly shaped feet.
edit: yea they have flat feet ussualy
Reply:NO not really
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Middle back pain, muscle hurts and feels like spine. What is this?
I ran a race that was 4.5miles last sunday and since then the middle of my back has been in pain. its seems like the muscle but the pain is so close to the spine, that im not sure. it hurts when i move my back side to side motion or when i take a really deep breathe. I tried to crack my back and only the lower one will crack, the upper one doesnt budge. it been hurting for a week? what do i do? im training for a marathon. I already have really good shoes and extra support in my shoes. Plus my bad posture doesnt help my back pain. what is this pain? is it my spine or my muscle? should i go get an xray, see a chiropracter, or a massage theripist?
Middle back pain, muscle hurts and feels like spine. What is this?
Probably tweaking the insertion point of one of the ribs to the spine. I would see the chiropracter. That whole readjustment thing might just fix it instantly. and Ibuprofen.
Reply:Sounds like muscle spasms.. Go to a Doc, to diagnose it.. he might give you muscle relaxers.
Reply:you might be tired
flower
Middle back pain, muscle hurts and feels like spine. What is this?
Probably tweaking the insertion point of one of the ribs to the spine. I would see the chiropracter. That whole readjustment thing might just fix it instantly. and Ibuprofen.
Reply:Sounds like muscle spasms.. Go to a Doc, to diagnose it.. he might give you muscle relaxers.
Reply:you might be tired
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I NEED ADVICE!Should I still seek friendship with a married women for over 15 years?
A women who i have known since highschool keeps entering my life. Working at my highschool job,writing me when i was out of state,moving to the same apartment complex,asking me to help her move in her college dorm,and accepting a pair of sexy shoes i bought(brown leather Hokus Pokus wedge heels when we went to lunch.) Also,when we were out of highschool she said we were freinds,but, she allowed me to massage her feet. I must add again...she%26#039;s married now,but this past summer, I seen her wearing the shoes i bought her 4 years ago(barely fitting !) should i be happy?
I NEED ADVICE!Should I still seek friendship with a married women for over 15 years?
We all know guys can%26#039;t be %26#039;just friends%26#039; with girls we%26#039;re attracted to. So its one of 3:
1.) Walk away from the friendship. You won%26#039;t be able to *truly* walk away and close the door until you explain your feelings to her and why you are doing what you%26#039;re doing, so you need to talk it out in this scenario or you%26#039;ll end back up in the same position you started in.
2.) Continue friendship and push for the end game and the boat load of drama that will come along with that (i.e. sex, divorce, people shooting other people, etc.).
3.) Continue with the friendship and continually not act on your deep-seated emotions and wake up 80 years old one day saying %26#039;why didn%26#039;t I ever really take action?%26#039;
I%26#039;d say 1 or 2 is the way to go depending on you and your love interests%26#039; mutual feelings and moral reasoning. However, the first and probably most important step is being honest with yourself that you%26#039;re probably interested in her as more than just a friend (and vice versa).
Reply:if u like her fine- but she%26#039;s taken. if u try to cheat with her, this could be the biggest mess of ur life. yeah, you can be happy, but dont do anything stupid.
Reply:i think that if you try to have a friendship with her she%26#039;ll just want to hook up with you again. The best thing you can do now is to just say to her that you%26#039;re not interested because she%26#039;s married.
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I NEED ADVICE!Should I still seek friendship with a married women for over 15 years?
We all know guys can%26#039;t be %26#039;just friends%26#039; with girls we%26#039;re attracted to. So its one of 3:
1.) Walk away from the friendship. You won%26#039;t be able to *truly* walk away and close the door until you explain your feelings to her and why you are doing what you%26#039;re doing, so you need to talk it out in this scenario or you%26#039;ll end back up in the same position you started in.
2.) Continue friendship and push for the end game and the boat load of drama that will come along with that (i.e. sex, divorce, people shooting other people, etc.).
3.) Continue with the friendship and continually not act on your deep-seated emotions and wake up 80 years old one day saying %26#039;why didn%26#039;t I ever really take action?%26#039;
I%26#039;d say 1 or 2 is the way to go depending on you and your love interests%26#039; mutual feelings and moral reasoning. However, the first and probably most important step is being honest with yourself that you%26#039;re probably interested in her as more than just a friend (and vice versa).
Reply:if u like her fine- but she%26#039;s taken. if u try to cheat with her, this could be the biggest mess of ur life. yeah, you can be happy, but dont do anything stupid.
Reply:i think that if you try to have a friendship with her she%26#039;ll just want to hook up with you again. The best thing you can do now is to just say to her that you%26#039;re not interested because she%26#039;s married.
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I am so freakin ticklish!!?
I wish I wasn%26#039;t so ticklish because there are some things I would like to try. I would like to see what a foot massage feels like or a massage period. I would like to be carressed by my GF without it tickling. I would like to kick off my shoes without the fear of being tickled. I would like to stop being so paranoid of being tickled all the time. Sometimes it actually puts me in a bad mood. Am I alone here or are there others that can relate to me on this one.
I am so freakin ticklish!!?
im tickilish too but i don%26#039;t think im that ticklish... there might be some kinda medicine that could help you or maybe something is wrong with you! idk?
Reply:Seriously, you need to see a therapist who specializes in phobias. You obviously have a pteronophobia or something like it.
Reply:good luck with that. and yes - whenever someone tries to massage me i start laughing - but its usually only in certain spots - which are everywhere.
Reply:I can relate with you completely. It%26#039;s bad to be this ticklish. It puts a damper on so many things.
Reply:i am very ticklish
Reply:Scientists suggest that being ticklish is our defense against creepy crawlies like spiders and bugs, a physiological response alerting us to a specific type of threat. That is why vulnerable parts of our bodies -- feet, chest, and armpits, are among the most ticklish.
While there is no question that being ticklish is neurological, scientists contend that it is also learned. One theory sees ticklishness as a personality-based response to perceived attack. Antsy folks may laugh uncontrollably at the lightest touch, or even without being touched at all, while folks made of sterner stuff won%26#039;t budge during more aggressive tickle attacks.
If you close your eyes and try to remain calm while you are tickled, you can decrease panic, reduce giggles, and dull sensation. And, no matter how hard you try, it is nearly impossible to tickle yourself.
Reply:get a monkey
Reply:me
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I am so freakin ticklish!!?
im tickilish too but i don%26#039;t think im that ticklish... there might be some kinda medicine that could help you or maybe something is wrong with you! idk?
Reply:Seriously, you need to see a therapist who specializes in phobias. You obviously have a pteronophobia or something like it.
Reply:good luck with that. and yes - whenever someone tries to massage me i start laughing - but its usually only in certain spots - which are everywhere.
Reply:I can relate with you completely. It%26#039;s bad to be this ticklish. It puts a damper on so many things.
Reply:i am very ticklish
Reply:Scientists suggest that being ticklish is our defense against creepy crawlies like spiders and bugs, a physiological response alerting us to a specific type of threat. That is why vulnerable parts of our bodies -- feet, chest, and armpits, are among the most ticklish.
While there is no question that being ticklish is neurological, scientists contend that it is also learned. One theory sees ticklishness as a personality-based response to perceived attack. Antsy folks may laugh uncontrollably at the lightest touch, or even without being touched at all, while folks made of sterner stuff won%26#039;t budge during more aggressive tickle attacks.
If you close your eyes and try to remain calm while you are tickled, you can decrease panic, reduce giggles, and dull sensation. And, no matter how hard you try, it is nearly impossible to tickle yourself.
Reply:get a monkey
Reply:me
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Why do women worry that their feet might smell in pantyhose?
I%26#039;ve given a number of gals foot massages while they wore their pantyhose or nylons, and quite often, they make a comment worrying that their feet might smell since they%26#039;ve been in their shoes all day. So what do I do? To ease their worry, I%26#039;ve playfully taken their nylon clad feet to my face to see what they are talking about, and have taken a few sniffs to assure them that their feet smell just wonderful. Here%26#039;s the catch though.....Since that has happened on more than one occasion, I have grown accustomed to and truly enjoy the scent of a woman%26#039;s soles and toes after they%26#039;ve been in their pantyhose or nylons for most of the day, especially if wearing pumps or leather flats. Maybe it%26#039;s the pheremones that is turning me on. I know some gals out there will think that it%26#039;s gross....and you all can go to hell for all I care. I want to hear from those ladies that are nice and sincere. Do you mind a man that loves to massage your feet and also loves your foot scent, even in nylons?
Why do women worry that their feet might smell in pantyhose?
I don%26#039;t wear nylons but any man that rubs my feet get an A in my book.=)
Reply:yes i do love the sour sweet of female feet in nylons.. i always tell my girlfriends that it%26#039;s ok if their feet are sweaty and smelly, that%26#039;s a natural thing.. and also it%26#039;s a big turn on 4 me :) Report It
Reply:womens feet are so sweet. and the more wet, dank and smelly the better they are.. i love moist wet peds and i love cleaning the toes..... Report It
Reply:Ladies,Please stop worrying about the inane stuff when it comes you wearing pantyhose whether your feet may smell,color,style,control top,with or without reinforced toe etc.Guys appreciate it when a woman takes the time to look extra lovely by wearing pantyhose.It beats looking at these cottage cheese laded bare thighs.
Reply:Very common fetish. My girlfriend likes me to massage her feet. We%26#039;ve been together years so she laughs if they smell...tells me to shut up and get on with it!! Jokingly
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Why do women worry that their feet might smell in pantyhose?
I don%26#039;t wear nylons but any man that rubs my feet get an A in my book.=)
Reply:yes i do love the sour sweet of female feet in nylons.. i always tell my girlfriends that it%26#039;s ok if their feet are sweaty and smelly, that%26#039;s a natural thing.. and also it%26#039;s a big turn on 4 me :) Report It
Reply:womens feet are so sweet. and the more wet, dank and smelly the better they are.. i love moist wet peds and i love cleaning the toes..... Report It
Reply:Ladies,Please stop worrying about the inane stuff when it comes you wearing pantyhose whether your feet may smell,color,style,control top,with or without reinforced toe etc.Guys appreciate it when a woman takes the time to look extra lovely by wearing pantyhose.It beats looking at these cottage cheese laded bare thighs.
Reply:Very common fetish. My girlfriend likes me to massage her feet. We%26#039;ve been together years so she laughs if they smell...tells me to shut up and get on with it!! Jokingly
flower
Any gift ideas for my wife? Please see why?
We just had our third (and final) boy. He is now 6 weeks. My wife is tired and deserves something special. I%26#039;m not sure if I can do the whole massage while I babysit thing right now. She has a bracelet with three tiny shoes.
I want to get something for her that is about her. You don%26#039;t have to know her to suggest ideas. Just know she is a great mother of 3 boys.
Any gift ideas for my wife? Please see why?
Send her a pajamagram. It%26#039;s a terrific gift. It has little things to pamper herself in the tub also. Not that she probably gets much tub time. But maybe once she gets this she will. Make it a point. Some comfy jammies. Rose petals for the bath water, or other things they sell, some yummy lotions. Make herself feel pretty! Im sure she%26#039;s amazing to you but it%26#039;s nice to be pampered also.
Reply:My husband gave me a sapphire ring when our son was born, and a ruby necklace when our daughter was born. If you have three sons, why not a sapphire ring with 3 sapphires -- one for each son?
Reply:U can do it Daddy O. I am sure that u can take care of the baby better then 90% of most babysitters. U show her that you are the strong man she married and take care of the kids for a couple of hours while Mommy gets pampered. If you don%26#039;t really have a spa of any sorts in your area then u can take the kids to the park and let mom have some alone time and you can have a day out with your little guys. Bring back something special for her like a picture and not just a poopy diaper.
Reply:That%26#039;s so sweet. Get her a mothers ring, with each of their birthstones on it.
Reply:How about a present of time off. Take her out for a weekend to a 5 star hotel see together a couple of shows and have dinners in the evenning. I think that would excite your love of your life.
Reply:In my experience (which is not personal, but more an observation I have made), the thing most new moms want is to be able to relax and take some time to help them feel semi-human again.
Perhaps you could get hold of one of her friends who can meet you at the store of give you some ideas of D.I.Y beauty products. You could then give her a day where she can do some pampering at home with you there, and have someone you know babysit for you while you take her out to a nice restaurant for dinner. You could even get your babysitting friend to run a bubble bath just before you get home, and arrange candles in the bathroom so you can give her a massage while she has a yummy bubble bath.
The kids will be in bed by then!
Reply:Why not watch the kids on a Saturday afternoon and treat her to a day spa......the whole shebang. Massage, facial,pedicure etc. Make her feel more like a woman rather than just a Mom. You are very thoughtful by the way, good for you.
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I want to get something for her that is about her. You don%26#039;t have to know her to suggest ideas. Just know she is a great mother of 3 boys.
Any gift ideas for my wife? Please see why?
Send her a pajamagram. It%26#039;s a terrific gift. It has little things to pamper herself in the tub also. Not that she probably gets much tub time. But maybe once she gets this she will. Make it a point. Some comfy jammies. Rose petals for the bath water, or other things they sell, some yummy lotions. Make herself feel pretty! Im sure she%26#039;s amazing to you but it%26#039;s nice to be pampered also.
Reply:My husband gave me a sapphire ring when our son was born, and a ruby necklace when our daughter was born. If you have three sons, why not a sapphire ring with 3 sapphires -- one for each son?
Reply:U can do it Daddy O. I am sure that u can take care of the baby better then 90% of most babysitters. U show her that you are the strong man she married and take care of the kids for a couple of hours while Mommy gets pampered. If you don%26#039;t really have a spa of any sorts in your area then u can take the kids to the park and let mom have some alone time and you can have a day out with your little guys. Bring back something special for her like a picture and not just a poopy diaper.
Reply:That%26#039;s so sweet. Get her a mothers ring, with each of their birthstones on it.
Reply:How about a present of time off. Take her out for a weekend to a 5 star hotel see together a couple of shows and have dinners in the evenning. I think that would excite your love of your life.
Reply:In my experience (which is not personal, but more an observation I have made), the thing most new moms want is to be able to relax and take some time to help them feel semi-human again.
Perhaps you could get hold of one of her friends who can meet you at the store of give you some ideas of D.I.Y beauty products. You could then give her a day where she can do some pampering at home with you there, and have someone you know babysit for you while you take her out to a nice restaurant for dinner. You could even get your babysitting friend to run a bubble bath just before you get home, and arrange candles in the bathroom so you can give her a massage while she has a yummy bubble bath.
The kids will be in bed by then!
Reply:Why not watch the kids on a Saturday afternoon and treat her to a day spa......the whole shebang. Massage, facial,pedicure etc. Make her feel more like a woman rather than just a Mom. You are very thoughtful by the way, good for you.
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Women Only!!!?
It is bad to say to women nice toes or pretty pedicure.
I love women%26#039;s feet and I want to massage them, smell them, kiss them and hug them. I also love women%26#039;s shoes and I am not gay.
Women Only!!!?
You have a foot fetish and it is not all that uncommon. There are web sites dedicated to fetishes of all kinds - and as far as fetishes go, feet are pretty normal, it seems.
If you want to call attention to the fact that you are a foot fetish-ist, then foot and pedicure comments are no problem (I just painted mine toe nails red for the holidays!) - but if you would rather people not know try %26quot;you look great from your head to your toes%26quot; sort of thing. If you start commenting on stylish shoes, your average female will assume you are gay, simply because straight men don%26#039;t usually have such an eye for detail.
Peace!
Reply:You got a foot fetish. Then again if it doesn%26#039;t go too far women love to have their feet massaged and touched.
Reply:no theres nothing wrong with it. spose you could call it a fetish. most people have one. just dont end up like that guy on CSI who went around murdering ppl who wouldnt let him touch their feet.
Reply:Loving women%26#039;s shoes doesn%26#039;t make you gay. You have what we call a %26quot;fetish.%26quot; Nothing wrong with complimenting a woman%26#039;s feet. Just try not to drool on them all the time.
Reply:it%26#039;s not bad..it%26#039;s nice. Where are you when I get off from work and my feet are killing me?!!!!
Reply:no i like it when guys do that
Reply:I would have to say that this is pretty awesome. I would pretty much love it if someone wanted to massage my feet, complementing a womans feet is sweet, ha ha that rhymed, Just don%26#039;t ask who does her pedicures that would sound gay.
Reply:Nope its not bad to tell a woman nice pedi. Honey you have a fetish and its all good some people love that stuff!
Reply:Saying that all at once to a woman might scare her, but i don%26#039;t think that its weird.....
Reply:No. It%26#039;s fine. All the girls I know, as well as myself, take as a compliment. We don%26#039;t think it%26#039;s wierd.
Reply:The reason why women spend alot of time %26amp; money in Nailspas to pamper their feet and make it look divine so men will notice.... Really glad you%26#039;re one of the few who makes it all worthwhile!! Hey! just because you know how to appreciate all that.... means something maybe wrong with you..... Although, you should start worrying if you fancy yourself wearing women%26#039;s shoes and getting pedicure....
Reply:that is okay...for me,it is nothing to be ashamed of...i think it is just your hobby and theres nothing wrong with that..
Reply:Sure it%26#039;s ok! i love that wish ur could do mind, my feet are a size 6
Reply:It%26#039;s weird.
Reply:Sounds like a foot fetish to me. You should probably be careful who you say it to. I know I would be freaked out and would probably run away screaming. But if I knew you personally I would just take it as a compliment unless you actually touched them and then that would be crossing the line. You know, presonal space!!!
Reply:hahaha funny question, but no its not that bad to comment on nice toes or a pretty pedicure.... maybe you should become a podiatrist...
Reply:As long as your polite and don%26#039;t break any laws it should be fine.
Reply:well... in general foot fetishes seem to creep most women out... try not to come on so stong with the feet thing, you need to build to that.
Reply:i would love a guy who can give me a nice feet massage...but nt kiss or smell them
Reply:Nope.
Reply:thats cool.
I would be flattered if someone complimented my size 11 feet. Its because of my long long toes.
Theyre a whole lot to love.
Reply:NO! It%26#039;s just a fettish, we all have them, I love the back of some mens neck and shoulders, opposed to pectals, abs and butt. Heck Enjoy Yourself(don%26#039;t go over board I guess) I really strutt with a nice pedicure and bright red nail polish so is that wrong?(Well I am a Woman don%26#039;t ya know)
Reply:hey Honey you wanna come do mine ???
Reply:i think it depends on who you are asking, i think you are being nice.
Reply:I have not worn open-toed shoes ever since I found out so many guys have foot fetishes. I don%26#039;t want strangers thinking of me that way.
Reply:Not a bad thing at all... just don%26#039;t get too %26#039;in-toe-mate%26#039; too fast.
Reply:As long as you aren%26#039;t massaging, smelling, kissing and hugging the toes of women without permission then I don%26#039;t think there is anything wrong with complimenting toes.
Reply:okay.......
well it could freak them out unless they know u well
:/
Reply:A woman likes it when all parts of her body are loved and caressed. It just gets weird when only a particular part is concentrated on-- and the rest ignored. We also like it when you love US, as human beings--- our minds, our souls, our hearts.
If feet, and only feet, turn you on, you would not be the man for me!!!
Reply:i dont think it%26#039;s bad at all....everyone has their fetishes! but compliments can be great!!! better than telling someone that they look fat!!! but yeah, i dont think it%26#039;s bad at all!!!
Reply:i love having my feet massaged, but i think ALL of that would creep me out a little. You can like feet, just keep it toned down a little so they don%26#039;t get too creeped out by it.
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I love women%26#039;s feet and I want to massage them, smell them, kiss them and hug them. I also love women%26#039;s shoes and I am not gay.
Women Only!!!?
You have a foot fetish and it is not all that uncommon. There are web sites dedicated to fetishes of all kinds - and as far as fetishes go, feet are pretty normal, it seems.
If you want to call attention to the fact that you are a foot fetish-ist, then foot and pedicure comments are no problem (I just painted mine toe nails red for the holidays!) - but if you would rather people not know try %26quot;you look great from your head to your toes%26quot; sort of thing. If you start commenting on stylish shoes, your average female will assume you are gay, simply because straight men don%26#039;t usually have such an eye for detail.
Peace!
Reply:You got a foot fetish. Then again if it doesn%26#039;t go too far women love to have their feet massaged and touched.
Reply:no theres nothing wrong with it. spose you could call it a fetish. most people have one. just dont end up like that guy on CSI who went around murdering ppl who wouldnt let him touch their feet.
Reply:Loving women%26#039;s shoes doesn%26#039;t make you gay. You have what we call a %26quot;fetish.%26quot; Nothing wrong with complimenting a woman%26#039;s feet. Just try not to drool on them all the time.
Reply:it%26#039;s not bad..it%26#039;s nice. Where are you when I get off from work and my feet are killing me?!!!!
Reply:no i like it when guys do that
Reply:I would have to say that this is pretty awesome. I would pretty much love it if someone wanted to massage my feet, complementing a womans feet is sweet, ha ha that rhymed, Just don%26#039;t ask who does her pedicures that would sound gay.
Reply:Nope its not bad to tell a woman nice pedi. Honey you have a fetish and its all good some people love that stuff!
Reply:Saying that all at once to a woman might scare her, but i don%26#039;t think that its weird.....
Reply:No. It%26#039;s fine. All the girls I know, as well as myself, take as a compliment. We don%26#039;t think it%26#039;s wierd.
Reply:The reason why women spend alot of time %26amp; money in Nailspas to pamper their feet and make it look divine so men will notice.... Really glad you%26#039;re one of the few who makes it all worthwhile!! Hey! just because you know how to appreciate all that.... means something maybe wrong with you..... Although, you should start worrying if you fancy yourself wearing women%26#039;s shoes and getting pedicure....
Reply:that is okay...for me,it is nothing to be ashamed of...i think it is just your hobby and theres nothing wrong with that..
Reply:Sure it%26#039;s ok! i love that wish ur could do mind, my feet are a size 6
Reply:It%26#039;s weird.
Reply:Sounds like a foot fetish to me. You should probably be careful who you say it to. I know I would be freaked out and would probably run away screaming. But if I knew you personally I would just take it as a compliment unless you actually touched them and then that would be crossing the line. You know, presonal space!!!
Reply:hahaha funny question, but no its not that bad to comment on nice toes or a pretty pedicure.... maybe you should become a podiatrist...
Reply:As long as your polite and don%26#039;t break any laws it should be fine.
Reply:well... in general foot fetishes seem to creep most women out... try not to come on so stong with the feet thing, you need to build to that.
Reply:i would love a guy who can give me a nice feet massage...but nt kiss or smell them
Reply:Nope.
Reply:thats cool.
I would be flattered if someone complimented my size 11 feet. Its because of my long long toes.
Theyre a whole lot to love.
Reply:NO! It%26#039;s just a fettish, we all have them, I love the back of some mens neck and shoulders, opposed to pectals, abs and butt. Heck Enjoy Yourself(don%26#039;t go over board I guess) I really strutt with a nice pedicure and bright red nail polish so is that wrong?(Well I am a Woman don%26#039;t ya know)
Reply:hey Honey you wanna come do mine ???
Reply:i think it depends on who you are asking, i think you are being nice.
Reply:I have not worn open-toed shoes ever since I found out so many guys have foot fetishes. I don%26#039;t want strangers thinking of me that way.
Reply:Not a bad thing at all... just don%26#039;t get too %26#039;in-toe-mate%26#039; too fast.
Reply:As long as you aren%26#039;t massaging, smelling, kissing and hugging the toes of women without permission then I don%26#039;t think there is anything wrong with complimenting toes.
Reply:okay.......
well it could freak them out unless they know u well
:/
Reply:A woman likes it when all parts of her body are loved and caressed. It just gets weird when only a particular part is concentrated on-- and the rest ignored. We also like it when you love US, as human beings--- our minds, our souls, our hearts.
If feet, and only feet, turn you on, you would not be the man for me!!!
Reply:i dont think it%26#039;s bad at all....everyone has their fetishes! but compliments can be great!!! better than telling someone that they look fat!!! but yeah, i dont think it%26#039;s bad at all!!!
Reply:i love having my feet massaged, but i think ALL of that would creep me out a little. You can like feet, just keep it toned down a little so they don%26#039;t get too creeped out by it.
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Body aches early pregnancy? did this happen to you? please read?
my body is so sore i had to tell my bf to massage me. it has never hurt this bad . and today i tried on my shoes and they feel way tighter! its horrible! and once in a while my nipples start to itch! sometimes when i smell things it bothers me i get really nauseas but i never throw up .... i had quit my job and just started again and i do alloy of standing up could that just be the reason why i feel this way? ( sometimes i think it could be but ive never felt this sore) did you get sore in early pregnancy ? what else were your symptoms?
Body aches early pregnancy? did this happen to you? please read?
Extreme muscle aches, soreness, heighten sense of smell, tiredness, nausea, sore breasts, sensitive nipples - all those were my pregnancy signs. Excessive tiredness was my first sign though, I just wanted to sleep all day and couldn%26#039;t wake up in the morning. As for the aches just get your partner to give you a rub, or even go for those pregnancy massages they are great.
Best of luck to you.
Reply:when i was pregnant everything hurt all the time. (and i wasn%26#039;t even working) i was VERY sick in the beginning. I couldn%26#039;t look at food without getting sick! i would lay down as much as possible during the day which helped a little. i tried exercising and walking to keep in shape but even that was hard. after my first couple months the sickness went away. i was tired a lot and very sore.
Reply:how early hunny, i%26#039;m early...6 weeks gone, i just feel sick tho, my boobs are sore, and growing, but i%26#039;m not in pain, i hope you feel better soon hunny bear xx
Reply:Are you sore like you%26#039;ve been working out, or feel like you%26#039;ve got the flu? I felt the same way with my first two kids, like I had the flu (body aches), it was horrible. Hang in there, your body will be going thru some crazy changes.
Reply:when i was pregnant i did alot of standing and lifting over 10lb boxes my lower back and my feet hurt the worst. i had to stop working after 21 weeks... when i would stand up i would get really lite headed and all foods bothered me till the time i was like 15 to 20 weeks.
((( maybe your going to have a girl!!)))
i think that you just need more sleep, eat what you crave, and go to your doctor, he will be more help maybe you need more iron in your diet!!!
hopefully i helped
good luck!!
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Body aches early pregnancy? did this happen to you? please read?
Extreme muscle aches, soreness, heighten sense of smell, tiredness, nausea, sore breasts, sensitive nipples - all those were my pregnancy signs. Excessive tiredness was my first sign though, I just wanted to sleep all day and couldn%26#039;t wake up in the morning. As for the aches just get your partner to give you a rub, or even go for those pregnancy massages they are great.
Best of luck to you.
Reply:when i was pregnant everything hurt all the time. (and i wasn%26#039;t even working) i was VERY sick in the beginning. I couldn%26#039;t look at food without getting sick! i would lay down as much as possible during the day which helped a little. i tried exercising and walking to keep in shape but even that was hard. after my first couple months the sickness went away. i was tired a lot and very sore.
Reply:how early hunny, i%26#039;m early...6 weeks gone, i just feel sick tho, my boobs are sore, and growing, but i%26#039;m not in pain, i hope you feel better soon hunny bear xx
Reply:Are you sore like you%26#039;ve been working out, or feel like you%26#039;ve got the flu? I felt the same way with my first two kids, like I had the flu (body aches), it was horrible. Hang in there, your body will be going thru some crazy changes.
Reply:when i was pregnant i did alot of standing and lifting over 10lb boxes my lower back and my feet hurt the worst. i had to stop working after 21 weeks... when i would stand up i would get really lite headed and all foods bothered me till the time i was like 15 to 20 weeks.
((( maybe your going to have a girl!!)))
i think that you just need more sleep, eat what you crave, and go to your doctor, he will be more help maybe you need more iron in your diet!!!
hopefully i helped
good luck!!
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MY BF's foot fetish...how can i deal with it? Where to get comfortable, sexy heels?
My latest %26quot;boyfriend%26quot; has a foot fetish. He gets excited seeing me in heels, he lays on compliments about my ankles, the specific way my feet look in the heels, the way my calves look when I wear heels, how they make me walk differently. He even likes that they are, as heels often can be for women, a bit uncomfortable, because this provdes that added bonus of him later getting the chance to massage my feet (which he is great at). He also likes to sniff my shoes. All this foot focus makes my feet ache, makes me spend more time for pedicures (though he pays for them). The sniffing makes me self-conscious as well. I try to deal with this because he absolutely awesome in other ways. He%26#039;s a great guy, but this is my one annoyance with him.
Anyone familair with this, have tips on stoppin/reducing the behavior? And, finally, anyone know who makes COMFORTABLE %26amp; SEXY heels? cause that wld help SOME of the problem.
MY BF%26#039;s foot fetish...how can i deal with it? Where to get comfortable, sexy heels?
I would say it is an obsession. If you think about it his behavior is selfish and mostly one sided. He is using you as a masturbation aid. Why doesn%26#039;t he give you the pedicures himself? It is all about him being aroused. Why does he need to be aroused so much? Without professional therapy I am not sure if you can cool his jets. If he likes you only for your feet than he could leave you. You could tell him that you are more than your feet. You don%26#039;t want him to buy you anymore shoes. Wear comfortable shoes. You could wear high heels one night per week when you go out for the evening. If pheromones are real your feet and shoes are filled with them and they arouse him at a deep primitive level.
He needs some balance in his fetish. The best thing you can do is think of your comfort. Tell him what your needs are as far as being made comfortable with his fetish. He will either accept your terms or leave you.
Reply:Some guys like boobs, and looking at Playboy magazines... Let him get some foot fetish pics to turn him on so you don%26#039;t have to do all the work...then when he%26#039;s ready to go you%26#039;ll be there waiting! :-) www.geocities.com/swtfeet07 Report It
Reply:Men aren%26#039;t dogs, you don%26#039;t %26quot;stop or reduce their behavior.%26quot; The best thing you can do is either find that pair of comfortable heels (I hear that heels that are the same width as the rest of the shoe are more comfortable), or tell him you%26#039;d like an occasional break. %26quot;look, you%26#039;re great, and I don%26#039;t mind accommodating your fetish, but when my feet start hurting give me a rest from it.%26quot; If he doesn%26#039;t understand that then he needs a smack in the head, given how lucky he is to have someone willing to accommodate him.
Reply:I%26#039;m not sure what style you prefer (or more importantly I guess that he prefers) but I%26#039;ve found Steve Madden shoes to be quite comfortable compared with others. I don%26#039;t really wear the stiletto style much (I have trouble walking on them), but I wear other styles that still put your foot at that angle (just with more to balance on). I do have one pair of 4 in stiletto Steve Maddens that I rarely wear and from what I can recall, they weren%26#039;t that bad pain wise. I%26#039;ve worn some chunky heals that hurt every part of my foot from the ankle to the toes after 15 min. Make sure to get a god fit, whatever you buy. I bought shoes a little to big cause I they were super cute, they matched my outfit, and they didn%26#039;t have my exact size. My foot slid in and out every step and tore up my ankles.
Reply:thats not a fetish, thats being a man. heels make your legs look longer and your butt tighter. the uh sniffing, i dont know, how much do you love this guy. if you do, deal with it.
Reply:I don%26#039;t think they%26#039;re such thing as comfortable heels.
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Anyone familair with this, have tips on stoppin/reducing the behavior? And, finally, anyone know who makes COMFORTABLE %26amp; SEXY heels? cause that wld help SOME of the problem.
MY BF%26#039;s foot fetish...how can i deal with it? Where to get comfortable, sexy heels?
I would say it is an obsession. If you think about it his behavior is selfish and mostly one sided. He is using you as a masturbation aid. Why doesn%26#039;t he give you the pedicures himself? It is all about him being aroused. Why does he need to be aroused so much? Without professional therapy I am not sure if you can cool his jets. If he likes you only for your feet than he could leave you. You could tell him that you are more than your feet. You don%26#039;t want him to buy you anymore shoes. Wear comfortable shoes. You could wear high heels one night per week when you go out for the evening. If pheromones are real your feet and shoes are filled with them and they arouse him at a deep primitive level.
He needs some balance in his fetish. The best thing you can do is think of your comfort. Tell him what your needs are as far as being made comfortable with his fetish. He will either accept your terms or leave you.
Reply:Some guys like boobs, and looking at Playboy magazines... Let him get some foot fetish pics to turn him on so you don%26#039;t have to do all the work...then when he%26#039;s ready to go you%26#039;ll be there waiting! :-) www.geocities.com/swtfeet07 Report It
Reply:Men aren%26#039;t dogs, you don%26#039;t %26quot;stop or reduce their behavior.%26quot; The best thing you can do is either find that pair of comfortable heels (I hear that heels that are the same width as the rest of the shoe are more comfortable), or tell him you%26#039;d like an occasional break. %26quot;look, you%26#039;re great, and I don%26#039;t mind accommodating your fetish, but when my feet start hurting give me a rest from it.%26quot; If he doesn%26#039;t understand that then he needs a smack in the head, given how lucky he is to have someone willing to accommodate him.
Reply:I%26#039;m not sure what style you prefer (or more importantly I guess that he prefers) but I%26#039;ve found Steve Madden shoes to be quite comfortable compared with others. I don%26#039;t really wear the stiletto style much (I have trouble walking on them), but I wear other styles that still put your foot at that angle (just with more to balance on). I do have one pair of 4 in stiletto Steve Maddens that I rarely wear and from what I can recall, they weren%26#039;t that bad pain wise. I%26#039;ve worn some chunky heals that hurt every part of my foot from the ankle to the toes after 15 min. Make sure to get a god fit, whatever you buy. I bought shoes a little to big cause I they were super cute, they matched my outfit, and they didn%26#039;t have my exact size. My foot slid in and out every step and tore up my ankles.
Reply:thats not a fetish, thats being a man. heels make your legs look longer and your butt tighter. the uh sniffing, i dont know, how much do you love this guy. if you do, deal with it.
Reply:I don%26#039;t think they%26#039;re such thing as comfortable heels.
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Heel pain.?
so winter is ending and im starting to walk everywhere with my friends again
but im getting TERRIBLE heel pain in my left foot. i know its because of walking on uneven surfaces and wearing my flat shoes thats not what im asking [i am gonna go get some regular shoes! lol]
what im asking is what can i do to make it go away? like massage it a certain way stay off of it? what? im just sitting here and it still hurts...
thanks a bunch
%26lt;3
Sara
Heel pain.?
Click on this link. It will help you
http://symptoms.webmd.com
Reply:Soak it.
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but im getting TERRIBLE heel pain in my left foot. i know its because of walking on uneven surfaces and wearing my flat shoes thats not what im asking [i am gonna go get some regular shoes! lol]
what im asking is what can i do to make it go away? like massage it a certain way stay off of it? what? im just sitting here and it still hurts...
thanks a bunch
%26lt;3
Sara
Heel pain.?
Click on this link. It will help you
http://symptoms.webmd.com
Reply:Soak it.
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Have sometimes sharp - always dull pain in my heel and beginning of the arch in my right foot.suggest inserts?
If i strain like stand long time or walk long distance i get it real bad - then i either soak it in hot water and massage or give it a cold compress - then it is littttle better - but it is still tender and dull ache all the time . i am overweight and got this pain about a year back! When i changed my shoes rather than my worn out ones then it got better - now i have started walking on my treadmill - bought %26quot;Nike air downdraft%26quot;shoes for that - and it wuz cool but after about 1 week of walking i have got that pain again.
is there any inserts which i can buy - there r so many in the market that i dunno which ones? do i buy Heel support ,or Arch support , or heel inserts, or gel cushions or what i have no idea!!!
which ones will help me ease my pain and pressure?
is it definitely plantar fasciitis??
shall i resume my walking again?
how can what help me?
whats ur advise?
as i mentioned already - with great difficulty i convinced my hubby to buy me some good walking shoes - now i
Have sometimes sharp - always dull pain in my heel and beginning of the arch in my right foot.suggest inserts?
I found this in the internet for you:
Plantar fasciitis (pronounced PLAN-tar fashee-EYE-tiss) is an inflammation of the plantar fascia. %26quot;Plantar%26quot; means the bottom of the foot, %26quot;fascia%26quot; is a type of connective tissue, and %26quot;itis%26quot; means %26quot;inflammation%26quot;. Heel spurs are soft, bendable deposits of calcium that are the result of tension and inflammation in the plantar fascia attachment to the heel. Heel spurs do not cause pain. They are only evidence (not proof) that a patient may have plantar fasciitis. The plantar fascia encapsulates muscles in the sole of the foot. It supports the arch of the foot by acting as a bowstring to connect the ball of the foot to the heel. When walking and at the moment the heel of the trailing leg begins to lift off the ground, the plantar fascia endures tension that is approximately two times body weight. This moment of maximum tension is increased and %26quot;sharpened%26quot; (it increases suddenly) if there is lack of flexibility in the calf muscles. A percentage increase in body weight causes the same percentage increase in tension in the fascia. Due to the repetitive nature of walking, plantar fasciitis may be a repetitive stress disorder (RSD) similar to tennis elbow. Both conditions benefit greatly from rest, ice, and stretching. Surgery is a last resort and may result in more harm than good in up to 50% of the patients.
Good news is, that you can get rid of it by using the little arch thingy that goes inside the shoes. Do not use flat slippers for a long time. I had it for a while and it just went away when I followed the doctors instructions.
Reply:i suggest you go and see a physio. they%26#039;ll run some tests to see what the issue is and it sounds like you may need orthotics
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is there any inserts which i can buy - there r so many in the market that i dunno which ones? do i buy Heel support ,or Arch support , or heel inserts, or gel cushions or what i have no idea!!!
which ones will help me ease my pain and pressure?
is it definitely plantar fasciitis??
shall i resume my walking again?
how can what help me?
whats ur advise?
as i mentioned already - with great difficulty i convinced my hubby to buy me some good walking shoes - now i
Have sometimes sharp - always dull pain in my heel and beginning of the arch in my right foot.suggest inserts?
I found this in the internet for you:
Plantar fasciitis (pronounced PLAN-tar fashee-EYE-tiss) is an inflammation of the plantar fascia. %26quot;Plantar%26quot; means the bottom of the foot, %26quot;fascia%26quot; is a type of connective tissue, and %26quot;itis%26quot; means %26quot;inflammation%26quot;. Heel spurs are soft, bendable deposits of calcium that are the result of tension and inflammation in the plantar fascia attachment to the heel. Heel spurs do not cause pain. They are only evidence (not proof) that a patient may have plantar fasciitis. The plantar fascia encapsulates muscles in the sole of the foot. It supports the arch of the foot by acting as a bowstring to connect the ball of the foot to the heel. When walking and at the moment the heel of the trailing leg begins to lift off the ground, the plantar fascia endures tension that is approximately two times body weight. This moment of maximum tension is increased and %26quot;sharpened%26quot; (it increases suddenly) if there is lack of flexibility in the calf muscles. A percentage increase in body weight causes the same percentage increase in tension in the fascia. Due to the repetitive nature of walking, plantar fasciitis may be a repetitive stress disorder (RSD) similar to tennis elbow. Both conditions benefit greatly from rest, ice, and stretching. Surgery is a last resort and may result in more harm than good in up to 50% of the patients.
Good news is, that you can get rid of it by using the little arch thingy that goes inside the shoes. Do not use flat slippers for a long time. I had it for a while and it just went away when I followed the doctors instructions.
Reply:i suggest you go and see a physio. they%26#039;ll run some tests to see what the issue is and it sounds like you may need orthotics
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Joke joke joke?
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH
We need = I want
It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You%26#039;ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...Go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to
I%26#039;m not upset = Of course I%26#039;m upset, you moron!
You%26#039;re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I%26#039;m not emotional! And I%26#039;m not over reacting! = I%26#039;ve got my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper... ..
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of
white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I%26#039;m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you%26#039;re really not
going to like
I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I%26#039;m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you%26#039;re dead.]
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I%26#039;m sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It%26#039;s easy to fix, so you%26#039;d better get
used to it
Was that the baby?= Why don%26#039;t you get out of bed and walk him until
he goes to sleep
I%26#039;m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
All we%26#039;re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that
we%26#039;re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I
need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look
great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING %26quot;WHAT%26#039;S WRONG?%26quot;.....
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It%26#039;s just that you%26#039;re such a pain in the butt
I don%26#039;t want to talk about it = Go away, I%26#039;m still building up steam
THE WOMEN%26#039;S GUIDE TO MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH
%26quot;I%26#039;m hungry%26quot; = I%26#039;m hungry
%26quot;I%26#039;m sleepy%26quot; = I%26#039;m sleepy
%26quot;I%26#039;m tired%26quot; = I%26#039;m tired
%26quot;Do you want to go to a movie?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex
with you
%26quot;Can I take you out to dinner?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex
with you
%26quot;Can I call you sometime?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;May I have this dance?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;Nice dress!%26quot; = Nice cleavage!
%26quot;You look tense, let me give you a massage.%26quot; = I want to fondle you
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = I don%26#039;t see why you are making such a big deal out
of this
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
%26quot;I%26#039;m bored%26quot; = Do you want to have sex?
%26quot;I love you%26quot; = Let%26#039;s have sex now
%26quot;I love you, too%26quot; = Okay, I said it...we%26#039;d better have sex now!
%26quot;Yes, I like the way you cut your hair%26quot; = I liked it better before
%26quot;Yes, I like the way you cut your hair%26quot; = $50 and it doesn%26#039;t look
any different!
%26quot;Let%26#039;s talk%26quot; = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person and maybe then you%26#039;d like to have sex with me
%26quot;Will you marry me?%26quot; = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys
%26quot;I like that one better%26quot; (while shopping) = Pick any freakin%26#039; dress
and let%26#039;s go home!!!
Joke joke joke?
yeah .. the joke is .. that all of this are real m8 ;) :))
Reply:Haha! Guffaw Guffaw!
Reply:I%26#039;ve been married for 24 years (or is it 42?) and you hit everything right on the head.
Reply:haha thats a good one LOL
Reply:GOOD INFO AT LEAST NOW I KNOW WHAT MY BF MEANS WHEN HE SAYS SOME OF THIS STUFF!!!!
Reply:boring theres a new one for you
Reply:i think u kind of under stand both sex but i dissigree with some of the female ones.
Reply:Well, since you know the code you should have no trouble pleasing any more!! LOL
Reply:funny
Reply:that was gay
Reply:Um....Real %26quot;funny.%26quot; It%26#039;s not stereotyping- but I find it offensive.
Reply:Hecka funny. Thats like 100% true. LOL ☺
Reply:I thought the man to female was funny.
Reply:i love it!!!
Reply:HA HA HA,
those were HILARIOUS!!!
Reply:I got a kick out of majority of those. We woman don%26#039;t always mean different things... at least not all the time... maybe a lot... ok, so we do, %26#039;do what you want.%26#039; (use the guide)
visual arts uk
We need = I want
It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You%26#039;ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...Go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to
I%26#039;m not upset = Of course I%26#039;m upset, you moron!
You%26#039;re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I%26#039;m not emotional! And I%26#039;m not over reacting! = I%26#039;ve got my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper... ..
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of
white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I%26#039;m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you%26#039;re really not
going to like
I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I%26#039;m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you%26#039;re dead.]
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I%26#039;m sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It%26#039;s easy to fix, so you%26#039;d better get
used to it
Was that the baby?= Why don%26#039;t you get out of bed and walk him until
he goes to sleep
I%26#039;m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
All we%26#039;re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that
we%26#039;re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I
need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look
great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING %26quot;WHAT%26#039;S WRONG?%26quot;.....
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It%26#039;s just that you%26#039;re such a pain in the butt
I don%26#039;t want to talk about it = Go away, I%26#039;m still building up steam
THE WOMEN%26#039;S GUIDE TO MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH
%26quot;I%26#039;m hungry%26quot; = I%26#039;m hungry
%26quot;I%26#039;m sleepy%26quot; = I%26#039;m sleepy
%26quot;I%26#039;m tired%26quot; = I%26#039;m tired
%26quot;Do you want to go to a movie?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex
with you
%26quot;Can I take you out to dinner?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex
with you
%26quot;Can I call you sometime?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;May I have this dance?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;Nice dress!%26quot; = Nice cleavage!
%26quot;You look tense, let me give you a massage.%26quot; = I want to fondle you
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = I don%26#039;t see why you are making such a big deal out
of this
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
%26quot;I%26#039;m bored%26quot; = Do you want to have sex?
%26quot;I love you%26quot; = Let%26#039;s have sex now
%26quot;I love you, too%26quot; = Okay, I said it...we%26#039;d better have sex now!
%26quot;Yes, I like the way you cut your hair%26quot; = I liked it better before
%26quot;Yes, I like the way you cut your hair%26quot; = $50 and it doesn%26#039;t look
any different!
%26quot;Let%26#039;s talk%26quot; = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person and maybe then you%26#039;d like to have sex with me
%26quot;Will you marry me?%26quot; = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys
%26quot;I like that one better%26quot; (while shopping) = Pick any freakin%26#039; dress
and let%26#039;s go home!!!
Joke joke joke?
yeah .. the joke is .. that all of this are real m8 ;) :))
Reply:Haha! Guffaw Guffaw!
Reply:I%26#039;ve been married for 24 years (or is it 42?) and you hit everything right on the head.
Reply:haha thats a good one LOL
Reply:GOOD INFO AT LEAST NOW I KNOW WHAT MY BF MEANS WHEN HE SAYS SOME OF THIS STUFF!!!!
Reply:boring theres a new one for you
Reply:i think u kind of under stand both sex but i dissigree with some of the female ones.
Reply:Well, since you know the code you should have no trouble pleasing any more!! LOL
Reply:funny
Reply:that was gay
Reply:Um....Real %26quot;funny.%26quot; It%26#039;s not stereotyping- but I find it offensive.
Reply:Hecka funny. Thats like 100% true. LOL ☺
Reply:I thought the man to female was funny.
Reply:i love it!!!
Reply:HA HA HA,
those were HILARIOUS!!!
Reply:I got a kick out of majority of those. We woman don%26#039;t always mean different things... at least not all the time... maybe a lot... ok, so we do, %26#039;do what you want.%26#039; (use the guide)
visual arts uk
How to understanding what she's saying?
Willys cynical thought for the day;
If you%26#039;ll come to my funeral I%26#039;ll freaking go to yours!
We need = I want
It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You%26#039;ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...Go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to
I%26#039;m not upset = Of course I%26#039;m upset, you moron!
You%26#039;re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I%26#039;m not emotional! And I%26#039;m not over reacting! = I%26#039;ve got my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I%26#039;m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you%26#039;re really not going to like
I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you%26#039;re dead.]
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I%26#039;m sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It%26#039;s easy to fix, so you%26#039;d better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don%26#039;t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I%26#039;m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
All we%26#039;re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we%26#039;re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
And especially; guys make multiple prints of this un, I can%26#039;t remember all the times this lil knowledge has saved me;
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I%26#039;m beautiful please
THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING %26quot;WHAT%26#039;S WRONG?%26quot;.....
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It%26#039;s just that you%26#039;re such a pain in the butt
I don%26#039;t want to talk about it = Go away, I%26#039;m still building up steam
THE WOMEN%26#039;S GUIDE TO MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH
%26quot;I%26#039;m hungry%26quot; = I%26#039;m hungry
%26quot;I%26#039;m sleepy%26quot; = I%26#039;m sleepy
%26quot;I%26#039;m tired%26quot; = I%26#039;m tired
%26quot;Do you want to go to a movie?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;Can I take you out to dinner?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;Can I call you sometime?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;May I have this dance?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;Nice dress!%26quot; = Nice cleavage!
%26quot;You look tense; let me give you a massage.%26quot; = I want to fondle you
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = I don%26#039;t see why you are making such a big deal out of this
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
%26quot;I%26#039;m bored%26quot; = Do you want to have sex?
%26quot;I love you%26quot; = Let%26#039;s have sex now
%26quot;I love you, too%26quot; = Okay, I said it...we%26#039;d better have sex now!
%26quot;Yes, I like the way you cut your hair%26quot; = I liked it better before
%26quot;Yes, I like the way you cut your hair%26quot; = $50 and it doesn%26#039;t look any different!
%26quot;Let%26#039;s talk%26quot; = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you%26#039;d like to have sex with me
%26quot;Will you marry me?%26quot; = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
%26quot;I like that one better%26quot; (while shopping) = Pick any freakin%26#039; dress and let%26#039;s go home!!!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu...
How to understanding what she%26#039;s saying?
okay so you think you have us figured out do you? = no you haven%26#039;t , you just gave us all the information we need to burn you in the future. lol
Reply:hey that%26#039;s cool!! :)
Reply:ok......................
Reply:LOL. I liked it. LOL.
Reply:That%26#039;s great...
Reply:I think that you have way to much time on your hands
Reply:%26quot;There%26#039;s no problem%26quot; = %26quot;You had better start running NOW!%26quot;
Reply:you are the master!
Reply:omg! that is sooo true!! i am going to copy it and send it to my husband...he%26#039;ll crack up!!
Reply:ahahaha. not necessarily true but funny.
sweating
If you%26#039;ll come to my funeral I%26#039;ll freaking go to yours!
We need = I want
It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You%26#039;ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...Go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to
I%26#039;m not upset = Of course I%26#039;m upset, you moron!
You%26#039;re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I%26#039;m not emotional! And I%26#039;m not over reacting! = I%26#039;ve got my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I%26#039;m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you%26#039;re really not going to like
I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you%26#039;re dead.]
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I%26#039;m sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It%26#039;s easy to fix, so you%26#039;d better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don%26#039;t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I%26#039;m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
All we%26#039;re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we%26#039;re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
And especially; guys make multiple prints of this un, I can%26#039;t remember all the times this lil knowledge has saved me;
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I%26#039;m beautiful please
THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING %26quot;WHAT%26#039;S WRONG?%26quot;.....
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It%26#039;s just that you%26#039;re such a pain in the butt
I don%26#039;t want to talk about it = Go away, I%26#039;m still building up steam
THE WOMEN%26#039;S GUIDE TO MEN%26#039;S ENGLISH
%26quot;I%26#039;m hungry%26quot; = I%26#039;m hungry
%26quot;I%26#039;m sleepy%26quot; = I%26#039;m sleepy
%26quot;I%26#039;m tired%26quot; = I%26#039;m tired
%26quot;Do you want to go to a movie?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;Can I take you out to dinner?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;Can I call you sometime?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;May I have this dance?%26quot; = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you
%26quot;Nice dress!%26quot; = Nice cleavage!
%26quot;You look tense; let me give you a massage.%26quot; = I want to fondle you
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = I don%26#039;t see why you are making such a big deal out of this
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
%26quot;What%26#039;s wrong?%26quot; = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
%26quot;I%26#039;m bored%26quot; = Do you want to have sex?
%26quot;I love you%26quot; = Let%26#039;s have sex now
%26quot;I love you, too%26quot; = Okay, I said it...we%26#039;d better have sex now!
%26quot;Yes, I like the way you cut your hair%26quot; = I liked it better before
%26quot;Yes, I like the way you cut your hair%26quot; = $50 and it doesn%26#039;t look any different!
%26quot;Let%26#039;s talk%26quot; = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you%26#039;d like to have sex with me
%26quot;Will you marry me?%26quot; = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
%26quot;I like that one better%26quot; (while shopping) = Pick any freakin%26#039; dress and let%26#039;s go home!!!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu...
How to understanding what she%26#039;s saying?
okay so you think you have us figured out do you? = no you haven%26#039;t , you just gave us all the information we need to burn you in the future. lol
Reply:hey that%26#039;s cool!! :)
Reply:ok......................
Reply:LOL. I liked it. LOL.
Reply:That%26#039;s great...
Reply:I think that you have way to much time on your hands
Reply:%26quot;There%26#039;s no problem%26quot; = %26quot;You had better start running NOW!%26quot;
Reply:you are the master!
Reply:omg! that is sooo true!! i am going to copy it and send it to my husband...he%26#039;ll crack up!!
Reply:ahahaha. not necessarily true but funny.
sweating
Questions...for girls.?
1. Do your feet hurt after a day of work?
2. If they do what kind of job do you have?
3. What are the most painful shoes you have ever worn?
4. Have your feet ever hurt so bad you kicked your shoes off in public and went barefoot?
5. Would you like your significant other to massage your feet after a long day of work?
6. What color is your favorite when you get a pedicure?
7. Have you ever went barefoot at work due to foot pain?
Thanks for answering!
Questions...for girls.?
1. Yes
2. I work at McDonalds
3. Really high heels at my sister%26#039;s wedding
4. Yes..at the wedding
5. yes..that would feel great
6. Pink!!!
7. No, that would be gross with all the grease!
BTW...do you have a foot fetish? I know a lot of girls are scared or sickened of boys who have them, but personally, I love them. There%26#039;s a boy at work that has one, and he always offers to massage my feet. I haven%26#039;t given in yet, but one of these days I%26#039;ll let him! : )
I%26#039;m not saying you do, but these are questions someone with a foot fetish would ask...and I%26#039;m telling you that there%26#039;s nothing wrong with a foot fetish!
Good luck! : )
Edit: Hey! I just looked at one of your other questions and saw that you work at McDs! That%26#039;s a coincidence! lol..had to add that!
Reply:1. my feet hurt depending on what shoes i wear. if i wear flats im fine but heels hurt.
2.i ma in an administration job at the moment but im on my feet alot.
3. stillettos are very painful.
4. yes ive taken them off while out on the town at night.
5.i dont like the whole feet thing so no i dont want a foot massage.
6.i like getting french manicure or a pink.
7. no not as yet but ive been tempted.
hope i helped you out!!
Reply:1. yes
2. child care teacher
3. spiked heels
4. yes
5. YES!!
6. RED
7. nope, can%26#039;t not unless I want the kids stepping on my feet----ouch
Reply:1. yes
2. Registered Dental Assistant
3. Stilletos hands down
4. What girl hasn%26#039;t?
5. That would be nice
6. opaque/lightish pink
7. not allowed
Do you have a foot fetish?
Reply:1. After a long day, sometimes, but im real energetic so it doesnt do much damage.
2. I am a busy body, i do anything anyone wants me to.
3: a pair of flats.. they were flat, no cushion and tight.
4.yes, and i walk barefoot 80% of the time..beats shoes
5.yes.indeed.
6.red all the way.
7. yes manytimes
Reply:Well lets see...sounds like you either have a foot fetish...or you%26#039;re a shoe inventor...I%26#039;m guessing foot fetish...but I%26#039;ll play.
1. Only if I wear my 4%26quot; heels
2. I%26#039;m a real Estate investor
3. The most uncomfortable shoes were the 5%26quot; Dominatrix knee high boots, but they were absolutely gorgeous
4.Yeah I%26#039;ll go barefoot, anytime any place, my feet are always perfectly pedicured.
5.Who wouldn%26#039;t like a massage...
6.Color depends on my mood ...Fire engine red, metallic purple, silver,cool turquoise, hot pink I change colors often.
7.I%26#039;ve kicked my heels off under my desk, but cant say that I wondered around barefoot at work.
Your welcome.
Reply:1. Sometimes
2. Corporate Event Planner
3. Spike heels with a pointed toe...the only reason it hurt was from hours of walking on a marble floor...
4. Absolutely...before people arrive and as I run around to make sure everything is in place, I use a different pair of shoes or run around barefoot. This also happens after an event when people have left.
5. Sometimes...
6. Different shades of red
7. I%26#039;ve always worn shoes to work...whether I keep the same pair on all day is a whole different story!
Reply:might this be benjamin W. of chicago, ill?
1. no
3. sometimes shoes that are a bit too big is not good either
4. no
5. no
6. pink, reds in summer time; black %26amp; white in winter
7. no
Reply:1. yes
2. staff accountant and mother
3. pointy toed high heels
4. all the time I am a flip flop or bare foot type of girl
5. yes yes yes...does he? no no no
6. pink
7. no, but I do take off my shoes once my feet are hidden under my desk.
Reply:1. yes my feet does especially since i work some days afterschool, it`s SOO tiring.
2. i`m a salesperson at macy`s
3. i never had any painful experiences with shoes, but i remember the first time i had to wear high heels was horrible !
4. yes. when i was at the beach
5. of course i would !
6. i like french manicures, or maybe baby pink
7. LOL NEVER !
no problem (:
Reply:are you like one of those weirdo%26#039;s that have foot fetishes or something...they probably have a porn website for you
Reply:1. Do your feet hurt after a day of work?
Nope
2. If they do what kind of job do you have?
N/A but if you%26#039;re interested anyhow I work as a museum guide in a history theme park.
3. What are the most painful shoes you have ever worn?
Black pumps, they were a bit tight... wore them only at Halloween with a vampire costume, thought I could use them more often but they were too uncomfortable for that.
4. Have your feet ever hurt so bad you kicked your shoes off in public and went barefoot?
Nope; before I heard of public barefooting the very thought of going barefoot didn%26#039;t occur to me, and as soon as I did hear of it, I took of my shoes and haven%26#039;t worn them since!
5. Would you like your significant other to massage your feet after a long day of work?
Nope.. no so and no massage fan.
6. What color is your favorite when you get a pedicure?
Silver, green, blue, gold, and I got a cool holographic polish that%26#039;s gold/red shimmering.
7. Have you ever went barefoot at work due to foot pain?
Not due to foot pain, no, but I am barefoot at this job and my previous one (internet helpdesk).
Reply:1.Umm..mabey after a day of shopping! Lol...Hey..Its beauty before comfort!!! Right??
2. I am only in school..lol..
3. Well when modeling we wear 6 inch heels..so prolly those..
4.Yes...But it was in Fl... and I was on my way to the beach. lol.
5.If I had one...to be honost..no...lol.
6.I go frenchie!!
7.no...I don%26#039;t work..and when I do..All it is is baby sitting..and that isn%26#039;t a job..correcto? Hope I could help..I tryed!
loan
2. If they do what kind of job do you have?
3. What are the most painful shoes you have ever worn?
4. Have your feet ever hurt so bad you kicked your shoes off in public and went barefoot?
5. Would you like your significant other to massage your feet after a long day of work?
6. What color is your favorite when you get a pedicure?
7. Have you ever went barefoot at work due to foot pain?
Thanks for answering!
Questions...for girls.?
1. Yes
2. I work at McDonalds
3. Really high heels at my sister%26#039;s wedding
4. Yes..at the wedding
5. yes..that would feel great
6. Pink!!!
7. No, that would be gross with all the grease!
BTW...do you have a foot fetish? I know a lot of girls are scared or sickened of boys who have them, but personally, I love them. There%26#039;s a boy at work that has one, and he always offers to massage my feet. I haven%26#039;t given in yet, but one of these days I%26#039;ll let him! : )
I%26#039;m not saying you do, but these are questions someone with a foot fetish would ask...and I%26#039;m telling you that there%26#039;s nothing wrong with a foot fetish!
Good luck! : )
Edit: Hey! I just looked at one of your other questions and saw that you work at McDs! That%26#039;s a coincidence! lol..had to add that!
Reply:1. my feet hurt depending on what shoes i wear. if i wear flats im fine but heels hurt.
2.i ma in an administration job at the moment but im on my feet alot.
3. stillettos are very painful.
4. yes ive taken them off while out on the town at night.
5.i dont like the whole feet thing so no i dont want a foot massage.
6.i like getting french manicure or a pink.
7. no not as yet but ive been tempted.
hope i helped you out!!
Reply:1. yes
2. child care teacher
3. spiked heels
4. yes
5. YES!!
6. RED
7. nope, can%26#039;t not unless I want the kids stepping on my feet----ouch
Reply:1. yes
2. Registered Dental Assistant
3. Stilletos hands down
4. What girl hasn%26#039;t?
5. That would be nice
6. opaque/lightish pink
7. not allowed
Do you have a foot fetish?
Reply:1. After a long day, sometimes, but im real energetic so it doesnt do much damage.
2. I am a busy body, i do anything anyone wants me to.
3: a pair of flats.. they were flat, no cushion and tight.
4.yes, and i walk barefoot 80% of the time..beats shoes
5.yes.indeed.
6.red all the way.
7. yes manytimes
Reply:Well lets see...sounds like you either have a foot fetish...or you%26#039;re a shoe inventor...I%26#039;m guessing foot fetish...but I%26#039;ll play.
1. Only if I wear my 4%26quot; heels
2. I%26#039;m a real Estate investor
3. The most uncomfortable shoes were the 5%26quot; Dominatrix knee high boots, but they were absolutely gorgeous
4.Yeah I%26#039;ll go barefoot, anytime any place, my feet are always perfectly pedicured.
5.Who wouldn%26#039;t like a massage...
6.Color depends on my mood ...Fire engine red, metallic purple, silver,cool turquoise, hot pink I change colors often.
7.I%26#039;ve kicked my heels off under my desk, but cant say that I wondered around barefoot at work.
Your welcome.
Reply:1. Sometimes
2. Corporate Event Planner
3. Spike heels with a pointed toe...the only reason it hurt was from hours of walking on a marble floor...
4. Absolutely...before people arrive and as I run around to make sure everything is in place, I use a different pair of shoes or run around barefoot. This also happens after an event when people have left.
5. Sometimes...
6. Different shades of red
7. I%26#039;ve always worn shoes to work...whether I keep the same pair on all day is a whole different story!
Reply:might this be benjamin W. of chicago, ill?
1. no
3. sometimes shoes that are a bit too big is not good either
4. no
5. no
6. pink, reds in summer time; black %26amp; white in winter
7. no
Reply:1. yes
2. staff accountant and mother
3. pointy toed high heels
4. all the time I am a flip flop or bare foot type of girl
5. yes yes yes...does he? no no no
6. pink
7. no, but I do take off my shoes once my feet are hidden under my desk.
Reply:1. yes my feet does especially since i work some days afterschool, it`s SOO tiring.
2. i`m a salesperson at macy`s
3. i never had any painful experiences with shoes, but i remember the first time i had to wear high heels was horrible !
4. yes. when i was at the beach
5. of course i would !
6. i like french manicures, or maybe baby pink
7. LOL NEVER !
no problem (:
Reply:are you like one of those weirdo%26#039;s that have foot fetishes or something...they probably have a porn website for you
Reply:1. Do your feet hurt after a day of work?
Nope
2. If they do what kind of job do you have?
N/A but if you%26#039;re interested anyhow I work as a museum guide in a history theme park.
3. What are the most painful shoes you have ever worn?
Black pumps, they were a bit tight... wore them only at Halloween with a vampire costume, thought I could use them more often but they were too uncomfortable for that.
4. Have your feet ever hurt so bad you kicked your shoes off in public and went barefoot?
Nope; before I heard of public barefooting the very thought of going barefoot didn%26#039;t occur to me, and as soon as I did hear of it, I took of my shoes and haven%26#039;t worn them since!
5. Would you like your significant other to massage your feet after a long day of work?
Nope.. no so and no massage fan.
6. What color is your favorite when you get a pedicure?
Silver, green, blue, gold, and I got a cool holographic polish that%26#039;s gold/red shimmering.
7. Have you ever went barefoot at work due to foot pain?
Not due to foot pain, no, but I am barefoot at this job and my previous one (internet helpdesk).
Reply:1.Umm..mabey after a day of shopping! Lol...Hey..Its beauty before comfort!!! Right??
2. I am only in school..lol..
3. Well when modeling we wear 6 inch heels..so prolly those..
4.Yes...But it was in Fl... and I was on my way to the beach. lol.
5.If I had one...to be honost..no...lol.
6.I go frenchie!!
7.no...I don%26#039;t work..and when I do..All it is is baby sitting..and that isn%26#039;t a job..correcto? Hope I could help..I tryed!
loan
Your Star Sign and SEX ...... true or not?
Aries women:
Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You%26#039;ll have sex anywhere. You know what you want. Intense and frequent sex. You have a need for complete control, but you%26#039;re also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthy. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man%26#039;s facial fuzz.
Aries men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you . never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don%26#039;t tease him or you%26#039;d better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave/master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.
Taurus women:
You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don%26#039;t look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both in giving and receiving. Best sex mates: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting.
Taurus men:
He%26#039;s the ideal lover - sensitive and understanding of his partner%26#039;s feelings. He prefers It slow and easy; he won%26#039;t be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear down a glacier! His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.
Gemini women:
Often the aggressor, you are never embarrassed by your behaviour because you never adhere to any standards except your own. Your main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one-woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the Gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble with him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favourite gadget: the vibrator.
Gemini men:
He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn%26#039;t his favourite pastime, but he will take his time with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. His erogenous zone: move your lips and tongue lightly up his arm.
Cancer women:
Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvellous lover for you are capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervour that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance. In your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation. Your favourite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a slave to sexual pleasure!
Cancer men:
His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swain. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bed, likes being in command, and is a master at manual clitoral manipulation! You%26#039;ll like the trip as it is as much travelling to a place as it is arriving.
Leo women:
Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo gets intensely responsive - and there are bed-partners who have scars to prove it. Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can look up and admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates:Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy cut-out bras and panties!
Leo men:
Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember about him: Never tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love. He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is okay only when he can give and receive. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it. His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable.
Virgo women:
You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favourite kink: can%26#039;t truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.
Virgo men:
Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for him to bring his pyjamas, shaving equipment, and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don%26#039;t expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with pornography. Erogenous zone: his buttocks.
Libra women:
Drama is the key word - you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to be seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. Unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius. Like any position where your buttocks are exposed.
Libra men:
Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of a menage a trois. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman%26#039;s clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!
Scorpio women:
Inquisitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like a perfect lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and when interested in someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces. Props you love: scented body oils, flavoured lubricating gels, and vibrators.
Scorpio men:
A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master of .. oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the insides of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.
Sagittarius women:
You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don%26#039;t like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don%26#039;t ~ mind if your man comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates: Leo, Libra, and Sagittarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories - gloves and shoes!
Sagittarius men:
Sex is always an intense experience with him - he often comes too quickly, but he%26#039;ll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic massage - both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive effect! He will go to any lengths to please his chosen woman; and is extremely loyal. Erogenous zones: genitals and inner thighs. And he likes to look at a woman%26#039;s labia and breasts and likes to have sex with a woman in peek-a-boo Panties.
Capricorn women:
Don%26#039;t need much foreplay - you go from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not interested in exotic variation; only in staying power. Since you like to dominate you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and please yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there more than once. Also a scratcher and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Scorpio and Pisces.
Capricorn men:
Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer (that is a schemer, not a screamer!) Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys, and he expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. . Here is the man who will hold off until you are ready to scream! Erogenous zone: a massage that starts at the lower back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine.
Aquarius women:
A slow starter, you idealise love and encompass it with tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! Extremely imaginative and likes trying new things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won%26#039;t try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, and Leo. Favourite sex position: standing up, and in water.
Aquarius men:
Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though - a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn%26#039;t like to be denied!
Pisces women:
Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests. Loves soft candlelight, warm fireplaces, mystery; applies romanticism in all she does. A true romantic at heart. Favourite place: in a waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces.
Pisces men:
Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn%26#039;t get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal; prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving to match his own. A master at foreplay and oral sex, you should expect several orgasms orally before he gets down to the main event. Pisces men have tremendous endurance, so be prepared. Likes sex in a chair, also standing. He likes to be submissive at times. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release. Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet.
Your Star Sign and SEX ...... true or not?
though i%26#039;ve never had sex, all the other stuff is true for me, lol
Reply:yeah...
that seemed pretty on the spot :D Report It
Reply:Im aquarius woman and that was on point..also my love interest is areia..definitely on point..lol thats hwy i cant sleep, work, do anything with out deeply thinking about him....i%26#039;m shot out over him Report It
Reply:Capricorn woman. True, do you know me? And my man: LIbra, also true. A very kinky guy! A perfect combination!
Reply:I%26#039;m Leo, woman obviously, and that%26#039;s not me at all.
Reply:Oh yeah... Im an aries W, my man is a Leo... fire signs. %26#039;%26#039;His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable.%26#039;%26#039; Thats funny cuz he loves me scratching his back... :)
Reply:wow.....
Reply:thanks for that and yes it was spot on.
Reply:Gemini women: I am shocked how exactly true this is.. wow. That really is me...
Reply:HI {P
This is scary and so true, if my x g.f Dianne was here she would tell you that you had to know me personality to hit the nail on the head like you have .
Aquarius men:
Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though - a kinky Aquarius can be a sadist who doesn%26#039;t like to be denied!
I am all that this says and very Kinky and i used toys and any other rmeans to plaese her. To bad it did not last as long as we both wanted it to .
Reply:Cmon huntress............... Play rite
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Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You%26#039;ll have sex anywhere. You know what you want. Intense and frequent sex. You have a need for complete control, but you%26#039;re also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthy. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man%26#039;s facial fuzz.
Aries men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you . never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don%26#039;t tease him or you%26#039;d better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave/master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.
Taurus women:
You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don%26#039;t look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both in giving and receiving. Best sex mates: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting.
Taurus men:
He%26#039;s the ideal lover - sensitive and understanding of his partner%26#039;s feelings. He prefers It slow and easy; he won%26#039;t be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear down a glacier! His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.
Gemini women:
Often the aggressor, you are never embarrassed by your behaviour because you never adhere to any standards except your own. Your main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one-woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the Gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble with him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favourite gadget: the vibrator.
Gemini men:
He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn%26#039;t his favourite pastime, but he will take his time with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. His erogenous zone: move your lips and tongue lightly up his arm.
Cancer women:
Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvellous lover for you are capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervour that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance. In your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation. Your favourite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a slave to sexual pleasure!
Cancer men:
His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swain. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bed, likes being in command, and is a master at manual clitoral manipulation! You%26#039;ll like the trip as it is as much travelling to a place as it is arriving.
Leo women:
Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo gets intensely responsive - and there are bed-partners who have scars to prove it. Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can look up and admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates:Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy cut-out bras and panties!
Leo men:
Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember about him: Never tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love. He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is okay only when he can give and receive. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it. His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable.
Virgo women:
You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favourite kink: can%26#039;t truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.
Virgo men:
Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for him to bring his pyjamas, shaving equipment, and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don%26#039;t expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with pornography. Erogenous zone: his buttocks.
Libra women:
Drama is the key word - you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to be seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. Unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius. Like any position where your buttocks are exposed.
Libra men:
Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of a menage a trois. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman%26#039;s clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!
Scorpio women:
Inquisitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like a perfect lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and when interested in someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces. Props you love: scented body oils, flavoured lubricating gels, and vibrators.
Scorpio men:
A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master of .. oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the insides of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.
Sagittarius women:
You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don%26#039;t like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don%26#039;t ~ mind if your man comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates: Leo, Libra, and Sagittarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories - gloves and shoes!
Sagittarius men:
Sex is always an intense experience with him - he often comes too quickly, but he%26#039;ll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic massage - both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive effect! He will go to any lengths to please his chosen woman; and is extremely loyal. Erogenous zones: genitals and inner thighs. And he likes to look at a woman%26#039;s labia and breasts and likes to have sex with a woman in peek-a-boo Panties.
Capricorn women:
Don%26#039;t need much foreplay - you go from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not interested in exotic variation; only in staying power. Since you like to dominate you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and please yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there more than once. Also a scratcher and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Scorpio and Pisces.
Capricorn men:
Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer (that is a schemer, not a screamer!) Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys, and he expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. . Here is the man who will hold off until you are ready to scream! Erogenous zone: a massage that starts at the lower back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine.
Aquarius women:
A slow starter, you idealise love and encompass it with tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! Extremely imaginative and likes trying new things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won%26#039;t try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, and Leo. Favourite sex position: standing up, and in water.
Aquarius men:
Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though - a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn%26#039;t like to be denied!
Pisces women:
Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests. Loves soft candlelight, warm fireplaces, mystery; applies romanticism in all she does. A true romantic at heart. Favourite place: in a waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces.
Pisces men:
Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn%26#039;t get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal; prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving to match his own. A master at foreplay and oral sex, you should expect several orgasms orally before he gets down to the main event. Pisces men have tremendous endurance, so be prepared. Likes sex in a chair, also standing. He likes to be submissive at times. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release. Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet.
Your Star Sign and SEX ...... true or not?
though i%26#039;ve never had sex, all the other stuff is true for me, lol
Reply:yeah...
that seemed pretty on the spot :D Report It
Reply:Im aquarius woman and that was on point..also my love interest is areia..definitely on point..lol thats hwy i cant sleep, work, do anything with out deeply thinking about him....i%26#039;m shot out over him Report It
Reply:Capricorn woman. True, do you know me? And my man: LIbra, also true. A very kinky guy! A perfect combination!
Reply:I%26#039;m Leo, woman obviously, and that%26#039;s not me at all.
Reply:Oh yeah... Im an aries W, my man is a Leo... fire signs. %26#039;%26#039;His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable.%26#039;%26#039; Thats funny cuz he loves me scratching his back... :)
Reply:wow.....
Reply:thanks for that and yes it was spot on.
Reply:Gemini women: I am shocked how exactly true this is.. wow. That really is me...
Reply:HI {P
This is scary and so true, if my x g.f Dianne was here she would tell you that you had to know me personality to hit the nail on the head like you have .
Aquarius men:
Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though - a kinky Aquarius can be a sadist who doesn%26#039;t like to be denied!
I am all that this says and very Kinky and i used toys and any other rmeans to plaese her. To bad it did not last as long as we both wanted it to .
Reply:Cmon huntress............... Play rite
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I am looking for a diagram of a human foot that shows" different body parts " that are located on the foot.
I saw this diagram years ago when I was buying a really good pair of shoes. It shows a lot of body parts that are actually located on the bottom of a foot. Such as neck, arm, sinuses etc. Some people believe that by massaging an exact part of the bottom of a foot actually helps another body part. If someone could please help I would appreciate it. I%26#039;m actually trying to find out where the %26quot;neck%26quot; is exactly on the bottom of our foot because I have terrible cronic neck pain and the med%26#039;s I%26#039;m taking are not strong enough. They do help a lot but sometimes I am in so much pain I can%26#039;t sleep for day%26#039;s. I thought just for the heck of it, maybe I can find out exactly where the neck is located on the foot and massage it to see if it helps. My neck usually hurts so bad that I can%26#039;t get a %26quot;neck%26quot; massage. I%26#039;m sure there is a certain %26quot;name%26quot; for this type of diagram. I appreciate any help I can get on this matter. Thanks
I am looking for a diagram of a human foot that shows%26quot; different body parts %26quot; that are located on the foot.
here is a link with a small diagram for accupressure massage points on the foot (scroll down and you will see %26quot;neck%26quot; on the inside edge where bunions form at the base of the big toe area)
http://www.paganspath.com/healing/accupr...
Reply:Maybe ibuproffen and a hot shower will help your neck...I%26#039;m sorry, but reflexology is not scientifically sound, and massaging any part of your foot won%26#039;t do squat for your neck...or your liver...or your spleen...
Reply:i dont know if you found what your lookin for but heres what i found for u
http://www.katking.com/Wisdom/App_Reflex...
Reply:innerbody.com
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I am looking for a diagram of a human foot that shows%26quot; different body parts %26quot; that are located on the foot.
here is a link with a small diagram for accupressure massage points on the foot (scroll down and you will see %26quot;neck%26quot; on the inside edge where bunions form at the base of the big toe area)
http://www.paganspath.com/healing/accupr...
Reply:Maybe ibuproffen and a hot shower will help your neck...I%26#039;m sorry, but reflexology is not scientifically sound, and massaging any part of your foot won%26#039;t do squat for your neck...or your liver...or your spleen...
Reply:i dont know if you found what your lookin for but heres what i found for u
http://www.katking.com/Wisdom/App_Reflex...
Reply:innerbody.com
office chair
What is up with girls and foot massages?
All the gf%26#039;s ive had have wanted foot massages...my current gf would love one every day. I know women sometime wear uncomfy shoes, but there has to be more to it than that...
What is up with girls and foot massages?
Because they feel so f------ good!
Reply:It%26#039;s a big thing with girls.
Women like touch and affection more than guys do. And there is a LOT of touch receptors in the feet. So many girls actually find it arousing.
One of my ex-gfs claimed a foot massage is %26quot;the next best thing to sex.%26quot;
Reply:We just want the attention and it feels really good to get out of those 4 inch heels after an 8 hour day.
Reply:well I hate feet in general plus I%26#039;m really tickleish, so I would HATE anyone touching my feet, so I guess not all girls like it.
Reply:Because it just feels so much better than doing it yourself. A nice warm bath and a foot massage? Hell, yeah!
Reply:Foot massages gives us women a soothing feeling. Of course, not to mention that this massage will activate all the points attached on our foot and will make us feel relaxed after that.
Reply:because it feels good to get a foot message
Reply:Foot rubs tickle my feet . i dont enjoy foot rubs...
Reply:There are a lot of nerve endings in the foot. So when you massage the feet it creates a feeling of pleasure. Anyway it is just a nice thing to do for your gf anyhow.
Reply:First off, foot massages feel AMAZING. Feet rarely get attention like that, and it%26#039;s nice for a change.
Secondly, it%26#039;s sweet to know that a guy is willing to rub your feet for you. Some guys would be grossed out and refuse to do it.
And, as you may have guessed, I imagine that it%26#039;s quite the turn-on for some ladies. That doesn%26#039;t mean that they have a foot fetish or anything like that. It just means that it%26#039;s a nice little gesture and can make a girl feel all kinds of lovable.
There you have it.
Reply:It%26#039;s about a guy willing to get down and comfort his woman and be able to destress her. it%26#039;s sexy when your boyfriend gives you a sensual rubdown. It relieves a lot of endorphins and makes you feel good. MMMMMM
Reply:The hell we put ourselves through wearing such uncomfortable shoes, the least guys can do is make them feel good for us, lol.
No, it%26#039;s an emotional thing too I think. For a man to rub your feet, he some what let%26#039;s down his %26quot;manly guard%26quot; and that shows a girl that she%26#039;s special to you.
Just like when Jesus would clean someone%26#039;s feet. Although he was all powerful and all, for him to do that showed that person that they were very important to him.
Women love feeling this way since we%26#039;re used to catering to men most of the time.
Reply:Well you know how guys love BJs... Yeah it%26#039;s kinda like that for us women.
Reply:Touch to any part sends signal to brain by nerve and that is decoded according to acquired perception.
dental
What is up with girls and foot massages?
Because they feel so f------ good!
Reply:It%26#039;s a big thing with girls.
Women like touch and affection more than guys do. And there is a LOT of touch receptors in the feet. So many girls actually find it arousing.
One of my ex-gfs claimed a foot massage is %26quot;the next best thing to sex.%26quot;
Reply:We just want the attention and it feels really good to get out of those 4 inch heels after an 8 hour day.
Reply:well I hate feet in general plus I%26#039;m really tickleish, so I would HATE anyone touching my feet, so I guess not all girls like it.
Reply:Because it just feels so much better than doing it yourself. A nice warm bath and a foot massage? Hell, yeah!
Reply:Foot massages gives us women a soothing feeling. Of course, not to mention that this massage will activate all the points attached on our foot and will make us feel relaxed after that.
Reply:because it feels good to get a foot message
Reply:Foot rubs tickle my feet . i dont enjoy foot rubs...
Reply:There are a lot of nerve endings in the foot. So when you massage the feet it creates a feeling of pleasure. Anyway it is just a nice thing to do for your gf anyhow.
Reply:First off, foot massages feel AMAZING. Feet rarely get attention like that, and it%26#039;s nice for a change.
Secondly, it%26#039;s sweet to know that a guy is willing to rub your feet for you. Some guys would be grossed out and refuse to do it.
And, as you may have guessed, I imagine that it%26#039;s quite the turn-on for some ladies. That doesn%26#039;t mean that they have a foot fetish or anything like that. It just means that it%26#039;s a nice little gesture and can make a girl feel all kinds of lovable.
There you have it.
Reply:It%26#039;s about a guy willing to get down and comfort his woman and be able to destress her. it%26#039;s sexy when your boyfriend gives you a sensual rubdown. It relieves a lot of endorphins and makes you feel good. MMMMMM
Reply:The hell we put ourselves through wearing such uncomfortable shoes, the least guys can do is make them feel good for us, lol.
No, it%26#039;s an emotional thing too I think. For a man to rub your feet, he some what let%26#039;s down his %26quot;manly guard%26quot; and that shows a girl that she%26#039;s special to you.
Just like when Jesus would clean someone%26#039;s feet. Although he was all powerful and all, for him to do that showed that person that they were very important to him.
Women love feeling this way since we%26#039;re used to catering to men most of the time.
Reply:Well you know how guys love BJs... Yeah it%26#039;s kinda like that for us women.
Reply:Touch to any part sends signal to brain by nerve and that is decoded according to acquired perception.
dental
Bath house wax job?
a guy goes into a japenese bathhouse to get a good bath and massage. he looks at the list of services and sees the special, wax job 100.00 dollars. so he says I think I%26#039;m gonna like that!! so he goes up to the counter and ask for the special. he gets a towel and goes to a room and gets naked. a beatiful japanese lady comes in and starts to give hime a massage everywhere! and I mean everywhere! so he gets nice and aroused (if ya know what I mean!!) she takes off her big clog shoes and wham!!! smacks it right between her shoes and just like that the wax shoots out his ears!!!
Bath house wax job?
oooowwwwwwwwwww omg funny but my God even I hurt!!
Reply:i can live with wax in my ears
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
jsp
Bath house wax job?
oooowwwwwwwwwww omg funny but my God even I hurt!!
Reply:i can live with wax in my ears
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
jsp
Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
“Hamam” is the Turkish word for the traditional bathhouse. Men and women have separate sections. Here’s what happens after you walk through the door:
* You will be given the bathing essentials when you begin to undress: a large towel (peştamal), special wooden block shoes and a bowl.
* It is very steamy in the bathing room. You sit in front of a traditional water tap with hot and cold taps and fill your bowl and pour the water over yourself. Turks believe that bath water should be running.
* You wash in the steam room and can have a pummel and a vigorous massage by a strong gripped masseuse while lying on a slab of marble that is heated underneath. Everything is made out of marble and is hot!
* The entire bath area’s floor is heated, but one raised slab of marble -- the göbek taşı -- is the hottest. This is where you lie if you really want to sweat.
* People may be watching you. The hamam is not just a bathhouse; some people still think of it as a social center. Certainly during the Ottoman Empire it was a place for gossip, for women to choose a future daughter-in-law and for men to clench business deals.
I forgot to mention that when you put on your traditional metal or wooden high-heeled slippers and begin to try to walk, they’ll make a clack-clack sound as you walk -- a platform shoe of the Ottoman Empire! When I teeter along trying to keep my balance while holding my towel wrapped around me tightly, Naomi Campbell always comes to mind when she fell on the catwalk wearing platforms. Though I don’t think I would do it as elegantly as she did!
* Be sure not to forget to bring your own soap.
The towel you use is important -- and speaking of towels, one year my sister-in-law gave me a genuine Turkish towel set for two for Christmas. When she bought them it didn’t even cross her mind that they were from Turkey. When I opened the package and saw the labels on the towels, we had a chuckle. It had a label attached and written on it: “Imported exclusively by …, these traditional looped terry towels come from the Denizli region of Turkey, legendary worldwide for its towels of extraordinary thickness and absorbency. These genuine, 100 percent cotton Turkish towels have an 800-gram weight, making them among the heaviest and densest towels available. Their 1/4-inch-thick pile makes them exceptionally soft while an abundance of tightly wound loops offers superior warmth and absorbency. Their softness is greatly enhanced with subsequent washings.”
I just love those towels and they have come back to Turkey with me.
Anyway, when you are in the hamam, you may hear voices. In Ottoman times women may have murmured things like:
* “May God protect you from the evil eye.”
* Or, of more plump women congregated around the marble basin, “Maşallah! A good man’s wife is revealed in the bath!”
* And of pretty women they said, “May he who embraces you be spared.”
* Children accompanied their mothers to the bath, but as the boys got older, other women would remark, “Dear boy, tell your mother to bring your father next time!”
It was very common for mothers of boys to choose brides for their sons at the baths, where women bathed and groomed themselves in groups. It was a time of merriment and fun.
One Turkish proverb says it all: “Hamama giren terler.” He who goes into a hamam will sweat -- if you don’t like the heat, get out! If it is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, go for the works (e.g., the rub with rough gloves, the soaping and the face and foot massages).
Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
you have way too much time on your hands...
whats your point???
Reply:If you want a hamam towel or pestemal, I have awebsite for you. Check it out
http://www.theeclecticlife.com... Report It
Reply:Hi, its not only in turki, but there is hammam in many other countries,am from Tunisia and i go once a week to el hammam,and not everything you said about hammam is true, it%26#039;s just a place to have a great hot bath.
Reply:Q??
Reply:no, too long to read.
scooter
* You will be given the bathing essentials when you begin to undress: a large towel (peştamal), special wooden block shoes and a bowl.
* It is very steamy in the bathing room. You sit in front of a traditional water tap with hot and cold taps and fill your bowl and pour the water over yourself. Turks believe that bath water should be running.
* You wash in the steam room and can have a pummel and a vigorous massage by a strong gripped masseuse while lying on a slab of marble that is heated underneath. Everything is made out of marble and is hot!
* The entire bath area’s floor is heated, but one raised slab of marble -- the göbek taşı -- is the hottest. This is where you lie if you really want to sweat.
* People may be watching you. The hamam is not just a bathhouse; some people still think of it as a social center. Certainly during the Ottoman Empire it was a place for gossip, for women to choose a future daughter-in-law and for men to clench business deals.
I forgot to mention that when you put on your traditional metal or wooden high-heeled slippers and begin to try to walk, they’ll make a clack-clack sound as you walk -- a platform shoe of the Ottoman Empire! When I teeter along trying to keep my balance while holding my towel wrapped around me tightly, Naomi Campbell always comes to mind when she fell on the catwalk wearing platforms. Though I don’t think I would do it as elegantly as she did!
* Be sure not to forget to bring your own soap.
The towel you use is important -- and speaking of towels, one year my sister-in-law gave me a genuine Turkish towel set for two for Christmas. When she bought them it didn’t even cross her mind that they were from Turkey. When I opened the package and saw the labels on the towels, we had a chuckle. It had a label attached and written on it: “Imported exclusively by …, these traditional looped terry towels come from the Denizli region of Turkey, legendary worldwide for its towels of extraordinary thickness and absorbency. These genuine, 100 percent cotton Turkish towels have an 800-gram weight, making them among the heaviest and densest towels available. Their 1/4-inch-thick pile makes them exceptionally soft while an abundance of tightly wound loops offers superior warmth and absorbency. Their softness is greatly enhanced with subsequent washings.”
I just love those towels and they have come back to Turkey with me.
Anyway, when you are in the hamam, you may hear voices. In Ottoman times women may have murmured things like:
* “May God protect you from the evil eye.”
* Or, of more plump women congregated around the marble basin, “Maşallah! A good man’s wife is revealed in the bath!”
* And of pretty women they said, “May he who embraces you be spared.”
* Children accompanied their mothers to the bath, but as the boys got older, other women would remark, “Dear boy, tell your mother to bring your father next time!”
It was very common for mothers of boys to choose brides for their sons at the baths, where women bathed and groomed themselves in groups. It was a time of merriment and fun.
One Turkish proverb says it all: “Hamama giren terler.” He who goes into a hamam will sweat -- if you don’t like the heat, get out! If it is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, go for the works (e.g., the rub with rough gloves, the soaping and the face and foot massages).
Have you ever heard turkish hamam. ıf you have not check this out?
you have way too much time on your hands...
whats your point???
Reply:If you want a hamam towel or pestemal, I have awebsite for you. Check it out
http://www.theeclecticlife.com... Report It
Reply:Hi, its not only in turki, but there is hammam in many other countries,am from Tunisia and i go once a week to el hammam,and not everything you said about hammam is true, it%26#039;s just a place to have a great hot bath.
Reply:Q??
Reply:no, too long to read.
scooter
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